I forsee a new Stephen King novel. It’s title will be, ** From A Kenmore 18**.
My ice cube maker is making hollow ice cubes. It took a lot of weeks of careful examination, but I believe I understand what has happened to me. And, to my refrigerator.
The Flow-Tube from the garage penetrates the ceiling of the garage, which is also the floor area of the kitchen/dining room level. My house, it seems, is built over Glacial Boulders. There are some in the back yard, in the woods. They sit there, sullenly gazing at the back of my house waiting…waiting.
As near as I can determine, the Glacial Pixies have invaded my water Flow Tube and are drinking most of the water meant for my ice cubes. Before I know it, the cats will be taken over in their sleep. There’s this odd thrumming sound, and brilliant blue light emanating from the Freezer whenever I open it up.
Anyone else ever experience the frightning anomaly of hollow ice cubes? And, more importantly, who should star as me in the Movielazation of the Novelazation of my story???
Aaah the dreaded glacial boulders with prehistoric life just waiting inside to mutate … they pupate inside hollowed ice cubes after being deposited there by the glacial pixies and wait to swim and develop in nutrient rich beverages. Once swallowed they will take over not just the cat but you as well
I believe the thrumming sound is pixie drumbeats as they call others to the cause.
The blue light? Maybe they are phosphorescent?
Pleasant thought eh?
But on to the important questions about the movie casting. Who will you play in the movie? Are you the bumbling homeowner who dies early on in a graphic and disgusting manner or are you the hero of our little tale? And do you want to be the nerdy but cute hero or the handsome and rugged yet somehow angst ridden hero?
You’re joking, right? I’m the handsome and rugged yet somehow angst ridden hero. I’ve been nerdy for 41 years, I feel it’s time to come out of my coccoon and Become… :eek:
–choking— JOHN SCHNEIDER??? Boy, talk about casting against type. Heh. tanookie? The Blue Light? A K-Mart Special.
Sam Rockwell or Clive Owen should play you. Depends on if you want lighter (Rockwell) or dark (Owen) horror. No matter which actor you use, it is imperative that he has plenty o’ nude scenes.
Yes. I do. Doesn’t everyone? The ski mask is dark gray. The rope is yellow nylon, coarse and totally untraceable. The pocket knife was taken from a soldier during the Korean War, sold in Seoul to another soldier and finally wound up at a flea market in Pine Grove, PA.
Two. One is a simple padlock. The second one is a magnetic seal, opened only with a precisely matched magnetic key.
No. They’re in the other freezer. The one nobody can find easily.
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( I have noted that NOBODY is addressing the OP here-why do I have hollow ice cubes. That’s fine, I’m laughing here from that last posting, Abby, on a night where I desperately needed to laugh a little bit. Still, I wish I knew why the Ice Pixies were stealing my ice ! )
and I think some of us have offered excellent suggestions. But you choose to ignore us. Fine. See how much help you get next time you want to cast yourself in an epic historical soap opera. Just you wait!
