My secret shame

[sub]I know someone who owns a Yoko Ono record.[/sub]

superbee: I would absolve you if I knew WTF you were talking about.

mwap: brother, I was in the cinema thinking how good Rene’s accent was. I cried at the end of Beaches, too; what can you do?

Biba: there’s a home movie of me air guitaring a chair at my wedding. If I can’t remove the mote from my own eye…

Ulterior: you are two steps removed. Be at peace.

Speaking of “Dude, Where’s My Car,” I can’t wait for the sequel and will probably pay full price in the theatre to see it. On its opening weekend.

and I have a PhD for God’s sake

I have seen every Brady Bunch episode and I continue to watch it. Shhhh (I am 32). Cripes. Hang me.

I forgive you for your fancy-schmancy degree.

I would quite like Air Guitar II.

Is it any good?!

[sub]Think “Blues Clues”[/sub]

I sometimes watch Cartoon Network while my kids are quietly playing somewhere else in the house.

I quite enjoyed Tom Green’s performance in Road Trip.

I am a guy and still find myself tearing up a bit during many alleged “chick flicks”. Some bad commercials have the same effect, but it could just be the acting.

I give you a Very Brady Absolution.

I still own that Tiffany CD from way back when. That awful song, I think we’re alone now, was playing the first time I made out with a girl.

Hey cut me a little slack, she was hot and had amazing boobies. Hell, it’s not like I ever actually listen to the cripe, just sentimental.

I don’t get why people make fun of Gilligan’s Island. I think it’s funny.

Who, Tiffany?

Air Guitar II is good driving music, it’s up there with Rock Monsters (which I seem to own as well).

I am having problems coming to a degree of forgiveness for Shibb0leth’s Tom Green admission. Please give me time.

I saw Spice World in the theater. And I just ate a sandwhich with two slices of processed cheese and two slices of processed ham. I’m definitely beyond redemption.

I like Pink Floyd, but I find screamingly funny one particular remake of “Comfortably Numb” that sends most Floyd fans into fits of rage, it seems. I think the group is the Scissor Sisters, as to the sound of the remake, think Bee Gees mixed with some J-Pop and you’ve got a good idea. Yeah, I know, it’s scary, but I get fits of the giggles when I hear it come up in Winamp.

Oh, and I put a couple versions of the theme song to the “Kingdom Hearts” videogame for the PS2 (the Disney-Squaresoft crossover game) in my Winamp list as well. I can’t help it, I don’t know why I like it that much. Hikaru Utada is really a talented singer and songwriter, though.

I’d just like to say that Tiffany is still hot, and still has amazing boobies. She did a pictorial for Playboy (or some other similar magazine) a year or two back.

(I’ve still got the stupid CD, too.)

I’ve also still got Samantha Fox’s first album on tape, which I purchased for much the same reason as the Tiffany one; I was a hormonally driven youth, and the chicks were hot.

Jay and Silent Bob crack me up every time I see them, in any of the flicks.

I’m sure there’s more.

[sub]Fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn’t show, then you owe me owe me owe…[/sub]

Tiffany, all grown up now

Just to clarify, I was refering to the old girlfriend having amazing boobies, not Tiffany. Although, after seeing her site, she has come into her own (apparently posed for Playboy too).

I like Carrot Top. Don’t spread it around or Vito and Tony will have to pay you’se a visit.

[sub]I own Daryl Hall & John Oates: Greatest Hits on CD and listen to it on a regular basis.[/sub]