I wonder how many potential viewers are deterred when they see my name with my topics?
Anyways, setting the scene for this hilarious anecdote.
My girlfriend and I are doing naughty things on her bed which, for reasons I never cared to ask, has balloons on it. She’s lying on my chest and we’re consuming each other with our mouths. I suddenly pull my hands from her face and trace them down her body, where I grab the elastic of her workout sweats. I pull it away from her backside and jam a purple balloon down there.
Shocked, she pulls away from me, propping herself on her arms and staring down at me with a total wtf? expression. I reply, “This is one of my greatest fantasies. Now make a noise like a clown.”
I know, I know, I didn’t think anything could get any funnier than my particular brand of wit, either… then I found out she was afraid of clowns.
That was two days ago and I’m still laughing hysterically when I think about it. Every time I chortle at the memory she just turns dour and warns, “Motherf****r, strangers offer to buy me jewelry every day. Why the hell am I with you?”
P.S. I posted the answer to my Hotmail password riddle, if anyone’s still fuming about that.
Anal, well, I saw the subject for the OP and then noted that you had posted it. At that point my first thought was, yes, Anal you are a freak. Then I read the OP and got sorta turned on…then decided we are both freaks. On second thought, I didn’t get turned on, you are just a freak.
Regarding the OP – “Of course it’s weird. So what?”
1.) You’re not unique. There are a lot of sites devoted to balloon fetishes and even clown fetishes.
2.) But there are a lot of sites devoted to even stranger fetishes. See the book Freyr recommends above. One ineresting thing about the Internet is that it has allowed people with weird interests to find each other and contribte to such sites. Before this they had to do it through the mail (see the book High Weirdness by Mail. I think most of the folks lsted in that book, if they’re still around, now have Internet sites.)
