My Siamese cats are Olympians. The bad, bad, bad things!

Only if you’re near a crick. Cats are boneless and do fine with a fall from a reasonable height even with weights.

Bear fell off the coffee table this morning.
I told him to quit doping himself.
Bad, bad, bad idea.

Meeko was staring at her belly button, I thought. She got up to look over the edge at Bear and she had been sitting on a tiny catnip mouse. I guess she planned to hatch it into a real mouse.

Junkies. Both of them.