My snappy answer

I was at Justcurious.com answering questions in my usual smart ass trollish manner when someone asked:

you know at communiun when you eat the little crackers that are supposed to be the body of christ? First of all, whats the deal with that, why are we eating christ? Second, how could his body possibly make enoguh crackers for us to be eating him everyday since he died.

THE UNITED STATES / JUL 17, 2005 10:20 PM EST
And I answered:
Body of Christ is a tasty treat but never eat Christs stinky feet

/ JUL 17, 2005 10:24 PM EST

Oh how proud I am of that answer! Yes I am a Fallen Cathloic.

Hmm…

Jesus Snacks…

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