AM Radio. Oh, dear.

Today I learned that I am Jewish. I know this because the preacher on the AM radio said so. You see, he believes that people should only eat the Body of Christ. (I didn’t catch the denomination, sadly.) Anyone who does not do so is Jewish.

Reverend Christbody then proceeded to lament that many Christians today were, in fact, Jews.

I want to see a picture of this guy. Eating dinner.

Have at it, Teeming Bretheren.

Well Judaism beats cannibalism in my book. And in this case, both terms are certainly figurative.

And it could have been worse. You could have been listening to FM radio when a Journey song came on.

…“don’t stop, be-leeevin’… heaven is a funky mooose…”