My eight-year-old son, Halford the Human Eel, is inexplicably attracted to two television shows. They aren’t even kids’ shows. They’re game shows on PAX-TV; Supermarket Sweep and Shop Till You Drop.
Now, game shows are, by nature, completely retarded anyway, but these are even sub-par on the intelligence level. Brain-damaged squid could answer the questions, and the stunts involved are juvenile and demeaning. Even the most hateful, twisted junior high class clown wouldn’t come up with these things. I can’t bear to be in the room when these abominations are airing.
I’ve asked him why he enjoys these shows, and he replies with what is, to him, implacable logic: “I like it!”
What’s the attraction? And is he going to grow out of this? Soon, I hope? Anyone else familiar with these idiotic game shows?
I used to watch the show as well when I was a kid (age 8 in 1968 if you wanna know). It was also paired with “Treasure Island,” in which people raced over this theme-park sized stretch of land to reach the buried treasure.
Can’t tell you why I liked the show, except maybe that it was a game show, and it was funny watching people race-ass throughout the store, dumping stuff into their buggies.
::starts spasming::–And–::jerk::it hasn’t twip affected stutter me any. drool