My Stigmata

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16 hr day (including travel), no big deal.

Job more difficult than it needed to be due to supplier mismeasuring, no big deal.

Hoemowner’s teenaged kid smoking pot all day while we have to work around him, no big deal.

God damned glass, metal, and plastic cutting my hands, blood everywhere.
In addition to my contracting and subcontracting, I install replacement windows and doors with my old business partner for a major home improvement chain store. Easy enough work (for me, anyways), good pay, fairly steady production. Today, however was a pain in the ass.

After driving 129 miles to the pansy ass town where this wonderful customer lived (she really was a nice lady), we find that each window is slightly too small, meaning we have to trime inside and out every fucking one. Which we end up having to do from time to time anyways. We get to charge the company a little bit more doing it. It sucks up the time, though.

Today’s biggest problem was that I ended up cutting myself on almost every fucking window. Deep cuts. In my hands. Bleeding like a mutha fucker cuts, yo. It’s really annoying when I get cut and don’t notice it till I almost drop the window because of my slimy, slippery, sanguinary palms. Cut right through my leather gloves. Soaked 'em up, so I took them off. Then I cut my thumb. Then my other palm. (Maybe it’s my gloves that are sanguinary?)

At lunch, I pretended to be Jesus. (At least I didn’t cut my head.)

As we were leaving, I stepped on a nail.

Worship me.

Normally, our work is very safe and noninjurious. We have to be careful, working in people’s homes and what not. Today was just a bitingly bad day.

I hurt just from reading that. Ouch. I hope you’ll heal fast.

You’re having a truly shitty week. I’m sorry. (I’ve said that before, I know.)
Go to bed. Go straight to bed. Take a bottle of your favorite mind numbing substance and a funny movie with you, pop into DVD player. Sleep in tomorrow. Feel better.

Oh. STOP POSTING, DAMMIT, YOU’RE GONNA MAKE YOUR HANDS BLEED MORE!!

It is truly The Passion of the NoClue!

Seriously…put lots of ointmenty goo on those cuts and mend quickly!

You stepped on a nail? I hope your tetanus booster is up to date!

You do know that chocolate has amazing recuperative powers, right?

Egads, I think it might be time for new gloves and boots, if you can swing it.

Save your post! Up until you included actual paragraphs it was starting to resemble a neat poem!

Ow ow ow ow ow ow stop typing already and let those hands heal! :eek: :frowning:

If it makes you feel any better, your delivery on the “worship me” line was good for an extra chuckle.

That song by the Knack keeps running through my head…
Ma ma ma ma ma my Stigmata

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*Give me just a little cut

uh make it bleed

Take me to the Pope and show him

MY STIGMATA

Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow FUCK!

[funky guitar riff]

Ma ma ma My Stigmata

Ma ma ma My Stigmata

Ma ma ma My Stigmata*
My hands are a little sore this morning. Holding that mug of hot coffee actually feels pretty good. I’m putting off starting that fire restoration to Monday. It ain’t going anywhere. The hand with the lesser cut is more sore but I guess I reopened the deeper cut sometime during the night as I had blood smears on it. I’ve New Skin™ on one hand and a gauze on the other. The nail in the foot didn’t go very deep at all, it was just the cap on a great day. And yes, my shots are current.

Thanks for the well wishes and the fun posts. :slight_smile:

BAND NAME! :smiley:

Do you get workers comp for all those cuts?

Best pick-up line ever.

I know a nifty mind numbing substance…but it’s in Georgia…

NCB darlin’, I hope you get well soon, heart and body. ~hugs~