MY UNIVERSITY'S ADVISING SYSTEM=DANNY THOMAS UNDER A GLASS COFFEE TABLE=CORPROPHAGE

What’s an advisor?

I casually strode in to the advising office and circumstances immediately degenerated into absolute, callous ruthlessness.

…(ellipsis)…

I registered on Saturday with the priority date normally reserved for Seniors. I’m a Junior. By the way, what is the best method by which to remove blood stains?

And DID Danny Thomas need to use more Windex than the average homemaker requires? Just wondering.

[Crunk/Shoulder Angel/Shoulder Devil]
That’ll work.
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Well this is jst great. You two gy’s have totally sed p my compter’s entire weekly allotment of the letters ,,, and *.

Y’know, if there’s anything more annoying than a really long, repetitive post, it’s someone QUOTING THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING!!

Oh, and I agree with friedo completely.

I regret to inform you that you misspelled the 137th ‘Fuck you’.

No he didn’t.
[sub]the said thing is I did actually check. why the hell am I doing this instead of studying?[/sub]