My unsubstantiated unresearched prediction

We will be at war with France within 50 years.

Why do you say? They don’t really have anything we want, or a religious sect that thinks we’re apostates. Just rudeness and antagonization, certainly nothing new there.

Well, he did* say it was unsubstantiated.

It will be shortly after we overrun Quebec. President Jenna Bush will be seen to be carrying some sort of family grudge against French speakers.

Bush will cancel all elections in order to remain Emperor of the United States. He be de-throned 15 years later be a shadowy ninja like figure who will reveal himself to be Al Gore once the US is free again.

I disagree. France will invade US within 10 years.

What are we going to bomb france with? Fransia wine?