My name is pronounced POOH-kah. It’s an archaic spelling/variant of puck. It’s a common noun, so it doesn’t get capitalized. Also, I’m female.
Love the story!
When I see your username, I envision “Andy” amidst birthday candles. Hey - that’s still just as hot as Roman columns. 
I was way off - I thought your name might be K. A. Yaker. 
I’ve never been SCUBA diving.
Knick knack PADI whack.
I just kept the name I was born with.
We made mad love, shadow love, random love and abandoned love.
I never have any issues with my user name - either the one here, or the one that I’ve ended up using as my primary online identity (I’ve just been lazy about requesting a name change here).
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You named yourself after a sock puppet?!
What a rebel!
I get “Revtime” a lot for some reason. I probably should have capitalized the T.
I get mistaken for a female once in a while but that’s about the limit of my user name confusion.
I am as you wish to see me, my ascetic friend.
I get Mr Dribble a lot, even from people who aren’t trying to be insulting.
My name isn’t even Bob.
Andy, here I thought your handle was a reference to being smart and wearing glasses, 2 wise Andy four eyes…:smack:
My handle is pretty straightforward, I live near a lot of muskeg and have a ton of balck spruce trees around, aka swamp spruce.
I seriously thought you were Mr Dribble until you pointed this out.
Although I recall seeing your username many times over the years, this is the first occasion I have thought you might be a vicar called Timothy. Thanks!
As for me, I was once mistaken for roadkill, but (as I have explained in other threads) my username is actually intended to be a play on the proverb “curiosity killed the cat”. I came here because I am curious.
Also, I had never heard of SIFL (or Sifl) before this thread - what is SIFL (in the racist context)? When I Google it, all I get are links to the Shanghai International Football League, Sifl & Olly, Steel & Industrial Forgings Limited, and Standard Industry Fare Level. Can’t think what it would be - Statutory Immolation of Foreigners League :)?
People don’t seem to “get” that I am an actual zebra and no I’m not that stupid zebra from the Madagascar films!
Black spruce…i are good at the spellins…
I’m gonna guess it’s the “white” part + the scary looking caps.