Not just a sock puppet, a racist sock puppet!
Many years ago I worked for a woman named Kay Akers. True story.
Indeed!
I’m not a mocking parody of Pope Urban VIII. People assuming I was got me in some deep trouble once.
To tell you the truth, I tend to read your name as the equivalent of “Single White Female.”
My name is not an acronym either but as RevTim explained, back in the early days of the internet (and the AOL days) original usernames were tough to invent especially when we were limited to 8 characters.
Sparky and alot of its variants were taken so I added the 812 in homage to my favorite band Van Halen.
I thought the use of the letter K gives it away.
Same here. I read it like a personal ad.
White, Single, Independent in Florida.
Not the fish. Not the submarine guy.
Why? No real reason. I happened to be reading a collection of the series the week I decided to pick a new user name.
Awww, in the mornings do you have adorable bedhead like his? 
I’ve been told that my user name conjures up imagery of baking for some. That’s nice for them, I guess, but it’s got nothing to do with that.
Knead
A little to the left. Now down. That’s it.
I didn’t say anything like that, at least not in this thread. Are you thinking of someone else?
Oops! I meant iiandyiii. my apologies.
don’t tell
You left out an i! It’s two i’s, then andy, then four i’s.
Go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.
I mentioned its origin before, fairly straight forward and obvious.
My UN stems from a high school nickname. If I had it to do over again I would probably not be “Doctor” anything. I hesitate to post in any health related thread and when I do I have to make sure I include"IANAD". Don’t want folk to assign my opinion any undue weight (as if that would happen).
Yeah, a lot of people don’t know that picu is for Pediatric Intensive Care Unit, so they make something up in their heads to explain it. Just ask! 
Well, I am aware that my name is a bit irrational.
I tend to think of “picayune” a somewhat obscure word meaning petty and insignificant. On reflection, that’s not very flattering of me, is it?
My name sounds like I should be European, but I’m rarely mistaken for one since it sounds too French to be German and too German to be French.
Mine either, but people call me Bob all the time!
I’ve never been to Chile, either.