My Whole House Smells Like Irish Springs Now.

I was just teasing you.

Me, too.

Is this the one for the body wash where the Ren Fair dressed “lasses” get sucked into the bottle of body wash? Because as we all know it’s still 1821 in Ireland or something.

I like their stuff too, the body wash and the Speed Stick brand Irish Spring scented deoderant are nice. I can’t use bar soap because my girlfriend likes to direct the shower head on it all the time so my bars of soap become mush.

Heh. I got about halfway through this thread before I resolved to buy a bar and stick it next to the cat box in the bathroom. (Small room + cat with urinary issues = icky stench)

Okay, if the cat starts in with the bogus brogue, you’ll know whose fault it is, right?

If the cat starts in with the bogus brogue, you’re helping me sell tickets to his lectures…we’ll make a fortune!