My wife has left me (just for the week)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

My wife left for a vacation. To Key West, FL, where today it was 77F, but windy. Back here at home we had an ice/sleet/freezing rain/snow storm and it was 28F. I get to stay with the kids, when grandma lets me see them (I’m almost not kidding). I was hoping to spend some time on some outside projects while they were with grandma today. Hah. Anyway, I’m taking a couple days’ off work and will spend some quality time with the children and perhaps do some laundry. And dishes, I hear they get dirty. Maybe clean some floors, change some diapers, and whatever the hell stay at home moms do during the day (BonBons and Oprah?).

And I’m meeting some friends for lunch/play time tomorrow. And I will do all this without the Answer Lady to tell me what/where/when things are. Because I’m a big boy and I can handle it. :smiley:

2

I trust you’ve already acquired beer to drink, dirty underpants to sit around in, some cheesy action movies to watch, and plenty of chips to munch on while you do the previous three, right? So I don’t need to advise you in any way?

3

This is Very Important:

It’s never too early to start working on your explanation for why there is a passed out stripper in the bedroom.