My wife is an idiot, I think I have no choice but to divorce her

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Take me down to the prairie dog city, where the grass is green, and the girls are pretty

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My best friend when we were in college:

“We should go to the Lallapalooza concert this summer. What songs do they do again?”
:smack:

I was dropping him off at the airport for his flight.
Him: “Why are you going to the ‘departures’ area and not the ‘arrivals’?”
Me: “Why would I go to the ‘arrivals’ area?”
Him: “Because we’re arriving.”
:smack:

(15 years later and he’s a VP of a Fortune 100 company)

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Reminds me of an MTV reporter who asked President Clinton who his favorite musical artists were. After he responded, her natural follow-up was:

“Really? Who was The Loneliest Monk?” :rolleyes: :stuck_out_tongue:

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Ginger, just tell Dave, " Excuse me while I kiss this guy".

That should really piss him off.

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[QUOTE=lobotomyboy63]
Might as well face it, you’re a dick with a glove.
~Robert Palmer

[/QUOTE]

[/Kirk voice] If…only I’d known, I…could have had “A Dick With A Glove”…as my Dopername [/end Kirk voice] :smack:

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[QUOTE=ArchiveGuy]
Reminds me of an MTV reporter who asked President Clinton who his favorite musical artists were. After he responded, her natural follow-up was:

“Really? Who was The Loneliest Monk?” :rolleyes: :stuck_out_tongue:
[/QUOTE]

Huh?

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[QUOTE=Leaffan]
Huh?
[/QUOTE]

Thelonius (sp?) Monk

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[QUOTE=lobotomyboy63]
Thelonius (sp?) Monk
[/QUOTE]

Ah. Not a jazz aficionado, but I appreciate it as an art form. Thanks.

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Dave and Ginger, you guys crack me up.

[QUOTE=lobotomyboy63]
Quincy Magoo is a wealthy, short-statured retiree who gets into a series of sticky situations as a result of his nearsightedness, or latent myopia, compounded by his stubborn refusal to admit the problem.

Underlining mine.

[/QUOTE]
Technically, teela was still correct, because bats aren’t blind. :stuck_out_tongue:

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[QUOTE=Santo Rugger]

Technically, teela was still correct, because bats aren’t blind. :stuck_out_tongue:

[/QUOTE]

Blindness is, of course, a continuum. If I knew their visual acuity, then compared it to that of Mr. Magoo, and his was better…

Ah hell. If we were shooting pool, that would be the equivalent of a “slop” shot. Bar room rules (ball stays down because we can’t get it back)? OK.

Do we know if Mr. Magoo was using echolocation to find his way around?

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[QUOTE=lieu]
Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Marantz
[/QUOTE]

Thanks a lot, lieu– I hummed “Bob Marantz” all the way to work today, all because of you. :mad: :smiley: