Take me down to the prairie dog city, where the grass is green, and the girls are pretty
My best friend when we were in college:
“We should go to the Lallapalooza concert this summer. What songs do they do again?”
:smack:
I was dropping him off at the airport for his flight.
Him: “Why are you going to the ‘departures’ area and not the ‘arrivals’?”
Me: “Why would I go to the ‘arrivals’ area?”
Him: “Because we’re arriving.”
:smack:
(15 years later and he’s a VP of a Fortune 100 company)
Reminds me of an MTV reporter who asked President Clinton who his favorite musical artists were. After he responded, her natural follow-up was:
“Really? Who was The Loneliest Monk?” :rolleyes: 
Ginger, just tell Dave, " Excuse me while I kiss this guy".
That should really piss him off.
[/Kirk voice] If…only I’d known, I…could have had “A Dick With A Glove”…as my Dopername [/end Kirk voice] :smack:
Huh?
Thelonius (sp?) Monk
Ah. Not a jazz aficionado, but I appreciate it as an art form. Thanks.
Dave and Ginger, you guys crack me up.
Technically, teela was still correct, because bats aren’t blind. 
Blindness is, of course, a continuum. If I knew their visual acuity, then compared it to that of Mr. Magoo, and his was better…
Ah hell. If we were shooting pool, that would be the equivalent of a “slop” shot. Bar room rules (ball stays down because we can’t get it back)? OK.
Do we know if Mr. Magoo was using echolocation to find his way around?
Thanks a lot, lieu– I hummed “Bob Marantz” all the way to work today, all because of you. :mad: 