Cast [ul][li]BuddhadogBuddhawife[/ul][/li]Opening Scene - A small, two story suburban house, we are centered in a neat and clean, yet obviously well used, den in which there are childrens toys and pics adorning the floor and walls. The television screen flickers as BW stands in front of a standard DVD player with smile on face.
BW: “This afternoon I went to Lackluster Video to drop off Shrek, and I decided to rent us another movie tonight. I don’t know if you are really going to like it because it has Keanu “I am an FBI agent” Reeves. But I was thinking of you because it has Charlize Theron.”
BD: “You know, I was up late last night and I’ve got that huge project going on at work, I probably should just go to bed and you can tell me about it in the morning.”
BW: “C’mon. The person at Lackluster said Charlize plays a crazy lady and its really not that bad. Also I think she gets nekkid…?? Puh-leeze…??”
BD: “Well, okay, only if you nuke some popcorn and get some pillows. I mean, it does have Charlize.”
-BD wipes drool from chin and sits on couch, puts feet on table and winks at BW.
-BW walks off stage, BD pushes play on DVD remote and scrolls past OPTIONS MENU and pushes play on MOVIE before BW can return to watch trailer etc. BW returns with popcorn and sits next to hubby.
Movie starts.
Fast Forward roughly and hour to hour and a half.
BD: "BAWAHAHAHAHA…hahaha…haha…
AhhahahaHAHAHA…HAHAHAHA…HAHA! haha…ha…AHEM…:SIGH:
POW!
The smell of smoke and gunpowder lazly drifts through the room, BD lays on the floor with self-inflicted gunshot wound to temple.
FADE TO BLACK
CLOSE CURTAIN
