My wife's hero is going to jail (SO teasing)

To be honest I’m not sure if that’s true or not, nor do I care. I’m just having fun teasing my wife with various comments. You see, there is a phrase I hear a lot, or rather my wife tends to begin a conversation a certain way. You want to hear it, sure you do otherwise you wouldn’t have opened this thread right? Ok maybe you don’t, but since you here…

…I walk in the kitchen to see what’s cooking…

Me: Hey that smells good, what is it?

Mrs. Stuffy: I was Watching Martha Stewart and…details on what’s she cooking.

Or I see her making something with thread glue, plants…

Me: What are you making?

Mrs. Stuffy: I was Watching Martha Stewart and…details on what’s she making

Are you sensing a pattern? I’ve heard this phrase so often, that it’s become a running gag. So since the trial has started I’ve been having all sorts of fun. Nothing malicious, of course, just comments like: “It’s looking bad for Martha”. Or: “I wonder if they let her do her show from prison”. I really don’t have anything against the woman, and to my wife credit she’s taking it in the humor intended. My wife has been teasing me about Spider Solitaire; I just can’t seem to win the 4 suit setting.

So what are you fellow Dopers teasing you SO about?