A little background: I’ve been married nearly 14 years, and I’m highly educated and generally intelligent. I’m pretty good about learning from my mistakes.
So.
Mrs. Stof got out of a long, hot shower yesterday morning, walked out of the bathroom, and sighed, “Aaaahhhhh. I feel like a new woman.”
I saw the words coming to my lips, but I couldn’t stop them, “Me too. Know where I can find one?”
I do the same thing. It’s a value I learned from my father: “Use the one-liner, no matter what”.
My girlfriend is called Kim. I also have another close female friend, also called Kim. There was a time before I met my Kim, that the other Kim and I were nearly an item, but it didn’t happen, and isn’t going to. My girlfriend knows this, but still understandably gets a little jealous of the other Kim (the two are friends, BTW). So, one day Doofus here is having a day off work, and lying in bed reading a book. The book just happens to be Kipling’s Kim (borrowed from a Doper, as it happens). My girlfriend telephones me in the evening, and asks me how I spent the day.
TLD, all I have to say is OUCH! Hope your girlfriend didn’t rip into you for that one. Man alive…
Actually, that sounds like what my brother might say… he’s not had a girlfriend yet, but he’s always making fun of everyone, and burning them. (insulting them in fun is also fair game) So I guess his future SO had better watch out for his sometimes wicked sense of humor!
I find this thread amusing, and I subscribed to it, but every time the title shows up in my e-mail, I can’t help but think it’s spam for some sort of blowjob porn.
Just had to get that out of my brain. Sorry I had to put it into yours.
Not as a bump or anything no, really , I let Mrs. Stof read this thread. She laughed all the way through reading it out loud together, and then she dope-slapped me again.
When I was first married, my husband came in the bedroom and says: “Nothing up my sleeves!”
I say: “Nothing down your pants!”
It took LOTS of apologizing for that one.