Myopic Samurai with 14-piece GINSU Knife Set Against Woolly Mammoth

[The_King_of_Soup]

@amarone

14 Knives of Ginsu in a fighting pachyderm’s demise.

So the Samurai wins.

For decades, before I read this, I thought I was clever. Applause.

But let’s not annoint Miagi the Myopic quite so soon. We all know what the toughest test for a ginsu knife was a tomato, then a can.

And that mammoth, he ain’t no tomato can.

[Pushkin]

@carnivorousplant

I, too, wager five bucks on the Thrall-Pachyderm.

If this is a Trek-verse accident, you’ll be placeing those bets in quatloos

[carnivorousplant]

@Pushkin

If this is a Trek-verse accident, you’ll be placeing those bets in quatloos

When in Ferenginar…er, Rome.

[Spiff]

Knives of blind fury
Set upon a wooly beast
All hail GINSU champ.

[AskNott]

But, wait! We know you might be satisfied with the 7-inch Sudoku knife, but just to make sure, we’ll send you, AT NO EXTRA COST, this 700-page book of Sudoku logic puzzles, if you call within the next 19 minutes! And…

[IBJammin]

@amarone

14 Knives of Ginsu in a fighting pachyderm’s demise.

I have NEVER laughed so loudly or longly in my life - so far . . .

Jammin’

[Balance]

@Der Trihs

No, no - since it’s an evil twin, it would be from a universe where mammoths are carnivores. Picture a mammoth quietly chewing, with a samurai leg sticking out of the corner of it’s mouth. And a samurai helmet hanging off a tusk - I’m getting Far Side vibes from this . . .

Or perhaps a Sluggy vibe?

[bdgr]

@The King of Soup

For decades, before I read this, I thought I was clever. Applause.

But let’s not annoint Miagi the Myopic quite so soon. We all know what the toughest test for a ginsu knife was a tomato, then a can.

And that mammoth, he ain’t no tomato can.

My parents got one from that ad I think…they stll have it

Texas seems to be devoid of mammoths though

[carnivorousplant]

@bdgr

My parents got one…
Texas seems to be devoid of mammoths though

Coincidence?
You be the judge.

[bdgr]

@carnivorousplant

Coincidence?
You be the judge.

There you go…question answered.