[QUOTE=amarone]
14 Knives of Ginsu in a fighting pachyderm’s demise.
So the Samurai wins.
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For decades, before I read this, I thought I was clever. Applause.
But let’s not annoint Miagi the Myopic quite so soon. We all know what the toughest test for a ginsu knife was a tomato, then a can.
And that mammoth, he ain’t no tomato can.
[QUOTE=carnivorousplant]
I, too, wager five bucks on the Thrall-Pachyderm.
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If this is a Trek-verse accident, you’ll be placeing those bets in quatloos 
[QUOTE=Pushkin]
If this is a Trek-verse accident, you’ll be placeing those bets in quatloos
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When in Ferenginar…er, Rome.
Knives of blind fury
Set upon a wooly beast
All hail GINSU champ.
But, wait! We know you might be satisfied with the 7-inch Sudoku knife, but just to make sure, we’ll send you, AT NO EXTRA COST, this 700-page book of Sudoku logic puzzles, if you call within the next 19 minutes! And…
[QUOTE=amarone]
14 Knives of Ginsu in a fighting pachyderm’s demise.
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I have NEVER laughed so loudly or longly in my life - so far . . .
Jammin’
[QUOTE=Der Trihs]
No, no - since it’s an evil twin, it would be from a universe where mammoths are carnivores. Picture a mammoth quietly chewing, with a samurai leg sticking out of the corner of it’s mouth. And a samurai helmet hanging off a tusk - I’m getting Far Side vibes from this . . .
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Or perhaps a Sluggy vibe? 
[QUOTE=The King of Soup]
For decades, before I read this, I thought I was clever. Applause.
But let’s not annoint Miagi the Myopic quite so soon. We all know what the toughest test for a ginsu knife was a tomato, then a can.
And that mammoth, he ain’t no tomato can.
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My parents got one from that ad I think…they stll have it
Texas seems to be devoid of mammoths though
[QUOTE=bdgr]
My parents got one…
Texas seems to be devoid of mammoths though
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Coincidence?
You be the judge.
[QUOTE=carnivorousplant]
Coincidence?
You be the judge.
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There you go…question answered.