You need to relax. Maybe with a cuppa.
Pip pip cheerio crisps lorry?
Cheeky one! Well, I’m off to get petrol and a packet of fags. Knock you up later.
Someone is out there watching you. Following you. Thinking about you. From the shadows.
Zoey Deschanel is Shot From Guns, in
Private Message
In theaters October 13th
Awww you noticed! Now out with the Clown Transporter moniker!
Yes, it really was me. Really.
Suuuuuuuuure it was.
If it really was, go ahead and tell me what day my sponsorship started.
Having verified that it was indeed you, please note my new title. 
Also, I should direct you here.
He doesn’t seem so evil.
The truly evil ones invariably don’t.
I guess that depends on your opinion of giving me a reason to stick around here for another year.
Yesssss! Now that you’re a clown transporter, my dreams have been fulfilled. I can die happy.
**
MeanOldLady**, I could say the same about you. You don’t seem particularly mean. Or old. Or a lady. 
It’s actually an anagram for Anally Domed.
Wait, or was it Damned Loyal…
Mind ya bizness.