Apparently, he’s a gay German who attempted suicide. For the first time in forever, I nailed it (except for the German part).
http://news.yahoo.com/s/po/20050823/co_po/mysteriouspianomanisgaygerman
Aren’t we all.
Indeed. We all have a little suicidal Gay German inside of us.
I set it up, now someone go for the… well… rimshot.
(emphasis mine)You know, someone that tries to pull off a ruse like this for months has some serious mental health issues.
Sing us a Song.
You’re the Piano Man
(I know it’s obvious. I can’t help myself.)
Now Blanche the plump nurse is a friend of mine,
She changes my drip for free
And she’s quick with a joke
or to give me a poke,
When the doc deems it nec-es-sa-ry
Sucks.
trying desperately to get out.
Is that what you had in mind, Liz?
Ohh, la da da dede daa…
That, or “I hope he used lube.”
Am I the only one who initially read that as “Gay German shepherd?”