Ah, that kind of pissed. Still doesn’t’ make sense why newts are drunks - but it makes more sense that you’d have a cocktail on your hubby’s bday than being all angry about it.
Using the word pissed instead of drunk really got me into trouble in the very first game I played. I think the only person that understood was** gnarly** and he didn’t even know what the heck I was typing after that. My fingers were not attached to my brain!
Happy birthday to both Pizza and Jan’s husband!
Ah yes…
and I remember buying cigarettes for my dad when I was twelve. From a vending machine. At the restaurant where we had breakfast every Saturday.
Happy Birthday, Silver husband, you lucky bastard!
And happy birthday to you , Pizza. Hope you get lucky today too, you bastard!
and i remember when texas didn’t have an open container law. matter of fact that’s why longnecks were invented. you could pop one in the parking lot. take a couple of squiffs and then put that puppy in your crotch and it wouldn’t slosh all over you. west texas can be really desolate without a cold beer.
when you could smoke in the grocery store. Hell you could smoke in the Hospital!
when my first was born that’s just what we did. fuck the doc even took a cigar and lit it up once we got to our room. crap that’s when momma stayed in the hospital for like three or four days after the birth. and on your last night they brought in wine or champagne with the dinner. heh heh.
Happy Birthday Pizza
I remember smoking in the Hospital when I had my 1st baby, I was holding her too. Wow, can you imagine doing that now.
I thought Day was supposed to start by now.
Hey, we’re busy reminiscing here…
here you go. it’s all scientific and shit.
Man I got errands to run today. Get with the Day start already to I don’t spend the whole time I am out driving around checking my phone so see if things have gotten rolling.
The safety of the citizens up Northern Central New Jersey are counting on you Gad!
Chesterfield Kings were dad’s preferred brand 
I remember that. Now they send them home before they know what they are doing
My youngest was born in 1999 so no funny biz then. (except my mother in law smuggled in a 6 pack of beer for me)
damn
I was all happy with myself for being clever, I didn’t even notice that the sentence I wrote makes little to no sense.
Try “The safety of the citizens of Northern Central New Jersey is on you, Gad!” or “The citizens of Northern Central New Jersey are counting on you, Gad!”
or something.
In retrospect the whole thing isn’t really all that funny or worth the effort. Just get the Day started please. The waiting is killing me.
And it made sense to me the first time
(should I be seeing someone?)
I had a major op in 86 and my Mom in law brought me a “healthy wine”, I drank the whole bottle and the nurses thought they had given me too many meds. I had a good time though, didn’t feel a thing.
I want Day to start cos I have people arriving soon.
this is a good crew gad. probably should do a reunion tour in about six months.
the first golf course i ever played at had a coke machine thingy that offered beer. god i played a shitload of golf.