Peach is the only Jello flavor worth a fuck. There is ‘Red’ (Cherry, Raspberry, Strawberry) which all taste the same, Orange, which tastes like Open Ass, and Green (Lime) which is a Crime Against Humanity.
But I can I get Peach in my store? No.
A Friend (I have one, it turns out) sends me some. We won’t get into the economics of this, especially with what comes next…
Three boxes of the half-serve Jello. 2 cups instead of 4. Works for me! But in the plastic bag, is another plastic bag. And in this plastic bag is a 6 5/8" Stainless Steel rod with one end a flat circle and the other end a ball about the size of a Pachinko Ball. Very nice work. Not some kinda thing just thrown together. Like I say, Stainless Steel. Perfect. Easily worth 10x the Jello.
What is it? Where did it come from? What do I do with it? (I got some ideas…)
Do you not have a high-quality, high-resolution camera immediately at hand like almost everyone else? So you could actually show us the mystery object?
I see some Jell-O comes with a spoon now, I assume you have some specialized variation of that?
Some thread titles ya just gotta click out of sheer curiosity…
No idea what the OP object could be, but since this thread will probably tangent away to “weird or gross things found in packaged food products” I may as well begin: many years ago, like probably not too long after the invention of microwave popcorn, I was eating a bag of it (don’t remember the brand), and when I got to the bottom I found, along with the obligatory few unpopped kernels, several short, curly, thick dark hairs
I actually wrote the company an angry letter (that’s how long ago we’re talking- a physical snail-mail letter) and they responded with a generic form letter apology and some coupons. Sure, just what I want- more of your disgusting product, thanks a lot!
Rediscover the of treats? The …. what? Why do we need such a mystery in a Jello ad? And Golden Ss Spoon gives it a weird nazi connection. There does seem to be something going on here. I’m not convinced that peach jello is even a thing.
I asked chagpt to create a picture of this object and this is the reply I received:
“I couldn’t create the image you requested because it didn’t align with our content policy. If you have a different idea or need help refining your request, feel free to let me know!”
LOL!
By any chance does your friend make pottery? It sounds like the sort of thing potters keep around to make impressions with.
Peach Jello does indeed exist, and since the apparent discontinuation of watermelon flavor Jello, it is my go-to flavor for making a Jello brain. The light color of peach makes it easier to get that nice tan-grey cerebral cortex color with a few drops of the right food color.
Difficult for people who haven’t seen “it” to give any idea of what you’re talking about.
Doubly difficult for those of us who have no friggin’ clue what a pachinko ball even is, let alone looks like.
Are you able to upload a pic to a hosting site, such as imgr or similar, and then give us a linky-poo, so we can see what in the holy fuck you’re talking about?
