A little off-beat news to lighten the election day mood, this time from California:
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I bet when they found him he had really good posture.
They had to be careful. He was a crack shot.
But still, you never know what story a perp is going to pull out of his ass.
Sounds like a bum rap to me.
That was a really shitty thing to do. He sure made an ass of himself.
:rim shot:
Um… mumble …stool pidgeon… mumble
Sorry, that’s all I got.
Awl you folks should feel embarrassed about making this guy the butt of your jokes.
Yeah, maybe we shouldn’t be dumping on him.
We really need to cut to the crux of these fecal matters.
I prefer to talk about sports. Someone say the Browns are going to win at the Super Bowl through a come-from-behind victory?
Man, but there are some offal jokes in this thread.
That’s not so funny here in Minneapolis.
Just a few years ago we had a policewoman shot & killed by a criminal who had a pistol concealed in her ass.
Q: Just out of curiousity, whats the muzzle velocity of a Minneapolis ass concealed pistol? (And are tape-worms really that bad there…?)
The criminal was arrested after her children called the police. She persuaded to policewoman, as a favor, to let her use the restroom there rather than waiting till she got to the jail. Then she pulled the pistol out of her ass in the stall, came out and fired on the policewoman. Nothing was reported about the fecal matter on the gun affecting the muzzle velocity of the weapon – it was still sufficient to kill this policewoman, leaving devastated relatives & friends. Including me. There also was no mention of tapeworms having any effect on the functioning of the weapon.
Are these really serious questions, or are you just being a jerk?
Considering this is a joke thread, it is not at all out of line for Count Blucher to assume you were trying to make some sort of joke. I thought the same thing myself, although it seemed quite a poor joke.
Now you’ve just poured a whole bucket of cold water on the whole thing. Who’s the jerk, here?
I know it is sad that the officer died, but my first thought is how does one manage to fit a pistol into their rectum? I’m thinking that in these days most people don’t have those tiny derringer (?) things that you see in women’s garters in old western movies. A pistol is a large enough object that it would require serious dedication and a massive amount of lubricant to fit up there. :eek:
Well, back to the jokes…
I always thought that guy had a stick up his ass.
A pistol? How the hell?
A crossbow, sure. But a pistol? Nah.
Clearly, I was speaking out of my ass when I shot my mouth off. My condolences on your loss. This is something which has clearly traumatized you and I can only hope that you are speaking with someone about it to help you get past it. Out of respect, I’ll move on to another thread.
No, she didn’t pull a pistol “out of her ass.” From the Minneapolis Police’s website.