Multiple choice:
A. Steelhead Trout - not very hard.
B. Rainbow Trout - somewhat more so.
C. Reel, reel hard.
Much also depends, I would assume, whether it was a fresh or deep frozen trout, regardless the subspecies.
Just so I’m sure: the guy was taking bites from both the trout and the victim?
Ich?
Yes, he was mixing his meats. He must have been so confused about which wine to order.
I, for one, welcome our naked, raw-trout eating, salesman biting overlords.
I wouldn’t bother testing for Ick unless the trout had obvious signs of scale loss or fin rot, aside from the damage it had already sustained from being carried around and partly devoured by the naked escaped mental patient.
BTW, I have no idea if [freshwater] fish can carry salmonella… I was just using that as a joke.
How dare you, sir! Joking around in a thread like this. Tshh!
What’s the porpoise of the story?
Questions yet unanswered.
Exactly where does a naked escaped mental patient get or buy a trout from?
If bought, were did the patient (who was naked) keep his money?
If fished for, what equipment was used? How did he reel it it?
Given the fish? Would you give a fish to a naked escaped mental patient?
Was the trout also naked?
Inquiring minds need to know!
He catches it. Trout are rarely sold in supermarkets.
Don’t ask.
Wedding tackle.
Counterquestion: if a naked mental patient came up to you & demanded your trout, who would dare say no?
Have you ever seen one in a nice suit?
This place makes both trout-in-a-tuxedo and salmon-in-a-tuxedo cakes. Close enough?
It begs the question whether the trouser trout was trophy worthy?
Or what was the size of the worm that he used to bait the hook?
I hope the salesman got it all in whiting.
I hope these puns grunion stop, soon. I’ve had it up to my gills.
They’re giving me a haddock.
Maybe the Nekkid Guy did it for the halibut.
when the nekkid guy walked in, did the store say “Oh My Cod!!”?
He did it on porpoise.
Which is a whole 'nother kink.
As Cod as my witness, he made a bass out of himself.