Read all about it…
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=226412
Well, it appears the terrorists know how to strike at our core: Further attacks on airliners using deranged naked people. I’m pretty sure another unclad guy was supposed to join him in the cabin for some hot, public, man-on-man mile-high-club action to really terrorize us; but perhaps the accomplice was intercepted while also trying to board, leaving this sorry fellow no option but daredevil public spectacle.
Dear me.
When our society has deteriorated to the point that naked men have sex with airplanes, then the terrorist really have won.
I think we just discovered iampunha’s true identity.
::iampunha runs nekkid down runway:: 
So this guy strips naked, then:
To quote Bloom County: Bactine Please! :eek:
This does tell us a lot about the effectiveness of said fences.
Hmmm, how much would it cost to upgrade all the fences at all the aiports in the US? And make them cut-proof, or make cuts ring alarms… And have people on duty to intercept this potential soon-to-be-martyr-for-Allah before he can do damage???
On the other hand, if a naked crazy guy can climb a fence and make into the wheelwell of a 747, what’s to keep a real badguy with a backpack of explosives from blowing up a 747 during the take-off roll? All he has to do is get onto the rear landing gear at the start of the roll and detonate when they start rotating the nose up and that airliner is pretty much a ball of burning jet-fuel.
But…but…we’re safer, Bush said so. Stop speaking bad things.
Okay, after this…I think I will drive or walk from here on out. Your statement just gave me a major case of “The Willies”.
That’s why we didn’t bother to put a fence around the airport I use – instead, we lock up the hardware when it isn’t being used. A naked man might be able to scale a fence, but it will take him a long time to chew through a steel prop lock.
Maybe, at major airports, we could station snipers in little bunkers along all the runways so they can shoot down the next psycho running about the place. :rolleyes:
Yesterday at work I was in and out of the back of a 737. Finally there was some screaming and moaning and a liquid was shot all over the place. Some of the liquid got on me but the hole I was in was drenched. Some even dripped out onto the floor. The mess was cleaned up and a new airplane is just about ready for delivery to Ryanair. I wasn’t naked either, I was wearing protection.
Private areas…heh heh heh…
So that’s why they built a new five-metre fence around Toronto airport.
To prevent crazies humping the 747s…
I hope the plane in question at least got a nice dinner out of it.
Actually, I’d be happy just knowing the plane got kissed, first.
He’s Neil Melly, from Canada. None of this martyr for Allah stuff, he was just looking for his beer, eh?
I’m picturing a disgruntled, very drunk, curling coach, wearing nothing but his toque, deciding that the wheel well looks like a beer cooler…
Bolding mine.
Is that a typo? I don’t know much about planes, never tried to mount one before, but wouldn’t that be hard as hell to do? 
The man may lack a bit of grey matter between the ears, but he certainly doesn’t lack cojones. As I’m sure the video must show.
I think the difficulty level would be proportional to the speed of the plane. As the plane was just backing out from the gate, it probably wasn’t moving very quickly.
Ah…I see.
Well, then that leaves only one question.
Exactly how did he and his cojones fit up in there?
Well, hell.
Now I need a cigarette.
Was it good for you?
A young cow got loose and backed into a rotating airplane propeller.
Disaster. :eek:
No, he doesn’t. His grey matter is just not bathed in the proper balance of chemicals. The guy is bipolar, no doubt in a truly severe manic phase.