Did someone say… NAKED?!?
Best!
Byz
Voted most sex obsessed. (Yeah, blow me smart ass!)
Purplebear, help your self to some of my mudslide. Do you want to suck it through my Crazy Straw?
::Sits down on leather couch, and slides to floor::
Jesus Ophy, this doesn’t work very well when you’re NAKED and all oiled up. Do you have a towel I could sit on?
Thanks, Wiggum, I’d love to try it, and sure,I like crazy straws! giggle I can see why you’d slide off the leather couch! C’mon Ophy, bring the guy some towels to sit on, there’s a dear!
MMMMMmmmmmmmm. I love this jacuzzi!
Don’t make me come down there.
God
Mmmmph… all this lifing of frosty girly drinks has made me tired. Purplebear, be a dear and send the masseuse over my way when your done with him?
Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we’ve been eating Gam-er-aaaa…
See, the sauna was all steamy, and my fingers slipped, causing me to write “your” when I clearly meant “you’re.”
I need another drink.
Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we’ve been eating Gam-er-aaaa…
Hey everybody! Is there still room in the jacuzzi? I don’t take up much room, just kinda float around on the top. 
Hey Sky! I’ll take one of them Tom Collins…
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Hi guys! I’m back from work! I brought some towels and these here Bis cds… OH GOD! OHGODOHGOD! ROOMS! THERE ARE ROOMS FOR THAT UPSTAIRS! And SURG… DAMMIT! I told you to WASH before sitting down! It’s cool, I’ll wash it… the couch I mean. I brought some more girl drinks, and some tequila, just so naked party time doesn’t look so much like gay naked party time. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Where’s my side of FUN!?
Kisses!
Ophy
walking in with blindfold on…ummm…can I join in all the games?
::Rachelle enters room, disrobes, grabs a frosty girl drink and jumps in the jacuzzi::
Hope you don’t mind my joining you but this looked like fun. I don’t think I’ve ever been naked in front of this many people before!
O.K. there was that one time but what can I say… I was young and it seemed like a good idea at the time. 
Truth or Dare anyone?
That John Denver’s full of shit man!
::Rachelle enters room, disrobes, grabs a frosty girl drink and jumps in the jacuzzi::
Hope you don’t mind my joining you but this looked like fun. I don’t think I’ve ever been naked in front of this many people before!
O.K. there was that one time but what can I say… I was young and it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Truth or Dare anyone?
That John Denver’s full of shit man!
soffy about the double post :eek:
That John Denver’s full of shit man!
sorry about the double post :eek:
That John Denver’s full of shit man!
::Giggling to self, slouching on the couch::
When I put an ice cube on my troat, it melts, runs down my chest, and fills up my belly button.
: :Doorbell rings::
Hey Ophy. The pizza delivery girls are here. (yes I said girls) They say the pizza’s free if they can join the party. Mind if I let them in?
As you can tell, I’ve already had too much to drink. That of course was supposed to be, my throat, and door bell.
I’m feeling really extroverted, I may just have to get NAKED soon. Oh wait, I already am.
I just returned from a Florida vacation, so you all don’t have to deal with the blindly white shade my skin usually is. Just tan lines.
Where the hell is the masseuse? I have a knot in my shoulder you wouldn’t believe. Throw me a Kalua and Cream, please.
DON PEDRO: Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour.
BEATRICE: No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born. -Much Ado About Nothing, Act II, Sc: i
The masseuse is upstairs with Purplebear, and PCW, and I don’t think he’ll be back for a while, you could always pull yourself up a hooker, or a pizza delivery girl. I’m sure they’d LOVE to rub you! Now, on with the Tuscan Water Buffalo Porn! You just can’t have a good naked party without bestiality can you? Oh, by thw way, don’t touch the brown acid! It’s actually rat poop.
Where’s my side of FUN!?
Kisses!
Ophy
Rosebud, here he is, hehehe. Thanks for waiting, I am soooooo relaxed now!'Saright, I knew what you meant.
SwimmingRiddles, he’s right here, with Rosebudshe asked first He’s well worth the wait…
<jumping back in the jacuzzi, purplebear grabs another drink from SkySlash> Thanks! For a minute there, I thought I was getting sober. Hey, turn the tv so we can see it too, Ophy, there’s a dear.
Don’t make me come down there.
God
Hey! I just came back here from the board party cuz no one wanted to play with me.
<Hops in jacuzzi next to purplebear.>
<Leans across her to get a better look at the TV and grab a cold one.>
Is Jerry Springer on? I think MM and his gay lover M2 are on. They’re gonna fight over who gets to felch the other more. This I wanna see!
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
:: grabbing a Corona out of the fridge and drinking it quickly, then yanks off her clothes and puts on a hula grass skirt ::
Hey! Somebody turn on the radio, I feel like doing the forbidden dance
Shadowfox
“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson
:: Jumps out of the freezing pool and runs into the sauna:: Ahhhh! That’s better. But where can I hang this towel? AHA! Right…here… hehe now I’m naked and covered too! HEY! SOMEONE THROW ME A BEER!
Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.