And Nashville does it again! Trying hard to top Florida in the Weirdo Division, & it’s a great entry, folks! A young man with nerves of steel, a tons heart, a willingness to duke it out with the Cops, a Samurai fixation*, and anti-Masonic paranoia*!
What a trooper!
http://www.newschannel5.com/story/23932403/police-man-found-naked-inside-masonic-lodge
They had to set the dogs on him to beat him! What a contender in the Wacko Division!
*probable.
Well, if nobody’s there, the great hall is probably a good space to practice in: high ceilings, good floor, lots of room.
He was in the toilet.
Anyone else read the thread title and think “Boy, those theme versions of Clue are getting pretty weird.”
I blush.
Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go. And maybe he was just changing.
Hah! I am now! 
At the bottom of the page I have:
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