Eggs thaw in Oregon
Arlo Guthrie
Er, laugh riot?
I’ll just use your name.
Was Monster
Mike Wazowski
Skim wiz Awoke
Buzz Lightyear
Zebra hug tizly
Chris Christie
“Shit!” cries rich.
Dennis Rodman
No Snared Mind
Duke Kahanamoku
Hunk made oak auk.
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Rodney Dangerfield**
Something tells me you already had one in mind that you were hoping someone else would write!
Grow a penis
Nerdy Gonad Defiler.
Michael Johnson
Jam his hen clone.
Desi Arnaz
Nazi dares.
Janis Joplin
No PJs in jail.
Rutherford B. Hayes
Hydrate for, uh, rubes
Yngwie Malmsteen
Her bear bed your shaft
Jesus H. Christ
She’s Just Rich
Aunt Jemima
Amen, UTI jam.
Chef Boyardee
Coy Bard: He Fee
Nicholas Cage
Chin ages cola
Chesley Sullenberger