Name and Exemplify Sitcom Syndromes

Note: the fact that a syndrome can be applied to a sitcom or its episodes doesn’t necessarily mean that it was a bad show.

Some examples to show what I’m talking about appear below. Feel free either to add new syndromes or to give examples of some of the syndromes already mentioned.
MY FAVORITE EPISODE syndrome: occurs when a sitcom is so formulaic you can state ‘my favorite episode was where ________’ and describe half the episodes of the series. Examples: “My favorite episode of Gilligan’s Island was when they almost got rescued and Gilligan screwed it up”, or “My favorite episode of Three’s Company was when the landlord made a gay joke about Jack and there was a sexual misunderstanding that led to chaos”.
START ANY MONDAY syndrome: similar to the above this occurs when a series lasts for several seasons but is so static in terms of cast and plots that episodes from the 5th season, 2nd season and 7th season could be watched back to back and you’d have no idea which came first. Examples include The Jeffersons (any given episode will have George calling Willis a honkey, Florence making a wisecrack to George, and no change in dynamic from any other season; were it not for the comings and goings of Lionel and his family there’d be essentially nothing to date any episode plotwise).

BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU SAID LAST WEEK syndrome: when a plot development completely contradicts what’s been said in an earlier episode and there is never a resolution. An example is Archie Bunker’s family: in an earlier episode it’s said that he has a sister Alma and a brother Fred and that his father recently came to visit. In later episodes he’s an only child and his father died many years before. In yet later episodes he has a brother Fred again, but no mention is made of Alma.

RASPUTIN SYNDROME: named for a SDMB thread that gives umpteen examples, it’s the syndrome when a show just will not die long after it’s “jumped the shark” and qualitatively gone to sing with the Choir Invisible.

THAT’S FUNNY, THEY NEVER MENTIONED THAT BEFORE syndrome: occurs when a plot is built around a major facet of a sitcom character that has never been mentioned before. Examples include: a two part episode of The Jeffersons revolved on George’s passion for and encyclopedic knowledge of murder-mystery novels, something that had never before been mentioned; episodes of ALICE and SANFORD AND SON both dealt with a main character (Vera and Fred respectively) battling to quit a long habit of heavy smoking even though they’d never been seen smoking on the show before.

FLOWERS FOR ALGERNON syndrome: occurs when a character has major fluctuations in IQ throughout the series. Examples include Kelly Bundy (who in early episodes is slutty and bitchy but not stupid) becoming dummer than moss by the last 21 seasons, or Screech who goes from weird with a major slant towards stupid to super intelligent computer geek in some episodes.

JUST HOW MUCH RENT CONTROL DO YOU HAVE? Syndrome- perhaps the most ubiquitous, it occurs when characters live in absurdly huge or lavish apartments for their income. (There are too many that come to mind to name them, but one of the first times I noticed it was on the old primetime Spelling Soap Hotel, in which a desk clerk {desk clerks make little more than minimum wage} had a very nice modern high rise apartment that she paid for on her hourly wage.

WHO’S MINDING THE STORE? syndrome- occurs when characters just suddenly and non-chalantly leave work. Again, the same desk clerk on Hotel (Connie Selleca?) would walk away from the Front Desk even when she was the only person on duty. Other offendees: Designing Women, who would close up shop during the day to run see Berniece and for that matter never seemed to be working anyway.
Please add some more syndromes or examples.

The Sara Winchester Syndrome- occurs when the house the main character(s) live(s) in makes absolutely no sense whatever floorplanwise. Many examples, but a few include-

The Brady Bunch (a split level house that’s 2,000 square feet outside, 18,000 square feet on the inside [even allowing that a set has to be larger than an actual house it’s impossibly huge], and has an attic that raises and lowers itself over the years

The Jeffersons (not to keep picking on them, but… George and Louise live in a 4 BR apartment, but where the bedrooms would have to be is Bentley’s apartment)

Family Ties- in addition to an appearing/disappearing formal dining room, this house makes less sense than almost any home on 80s TV. Among other oddiies a staircase leads to the front yard, the back door is on the same side of the house as the front door and the upstairs is freaking huge when compared with the downstairs.

Happy Days- also has a back door on the front of the house, one entire wall of the house with, for some odd reason, no windows (even though it’s not a duplex) and a staircase that just sort of goes to a whole other house.

Lost Weekend Syndrome- the plot moves to dizzyingly quickly that missing even one episode leaves one totally lost. Examples: The X-Files, any telenovela (spanish language soap).

I think it’s funny that the very first post in a thread about sitcom conventions made by someone other than the OP offers up non-sitcom examples.

Anyways, we had a thread here a week or so ago with many examples of the COUSIN OLIVER Syndrome. This involves the introduction of a heretofore unheard of relative in an attempt to extend the life of the series.

Closely related or perhaps a subset is OH BABY Syndrome, in which the lead couple has a baby several years in, causing the show either to start sucking or start sucking harder. Mad About You being a prime recent example. A subset of the subset, worth differentiating because it is sometimes unsuccessful, is HAVIN’ MY BABY Syndrome, in which one or more of the lead characters is trying to get pregnant. May be by another of the characters but doesn’t have to be. Sam and Rebecca on Cheers, Dan and Roseanne on Roseanne, Mary Jo Shively on Designing Women and the eponymous Will and Grace are examples.

A rare CO-OB combo is Growing Pains, which saw the Seavers add a new baby, then age the baby about five years between seasons to become a new speaking role.

JUST SHUT UP AND FUCK ALREADY Syndrome: In which the central characters, who’ve been resisting the sexual tension between them far longer than anyone should reasonably care to watch, finally do the deed. Sam and Diane on Cheers are the quintessential example.

ONE PAIR OF MATCHING BOOKENDS SYNDROME Somewhere out there is someone who looks exactly like you. They look like you, they sound like you. they dress like you, even down to hairstyle and makeup. Even close friends cant tell them apart. And your identical twin, often evil.

SEXUAL MISIDENTITY SYNDROME–Someone will mistakenly get the impression that a gay (straight) character is straight (gay). Hilarity insues.

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The Sara Winchester Syndrome

The Brady Bunch (a split level house that’s 2,000 square feet outside, 18,000 square feet on the inside [even allowing that a set has to be larger than an actual house it’s impossibly huge], and has an attic that raises and lowers itself over the years

Family Ties- in addition to an appearing/disappearing formal dining room, this house makes less sense than almost any home on 80s TV. Among other oddiies a staircase leads to the front yard, the back door is on the same side of the house as the front door and the upstairs is freaking huge when compared with the downstairs.

Interesting that in the 2 worst examples the lead characters are architects… :dubious:

The Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Where a character vanishes for no reason and is never mentioned again. Happy Days erased eldest son Chuck after one season. Family Matters got rid of a female character (Judy?) who had been around for years.

It shouldn’t be called the Chuck Cunningham Syndrome, it should be called the Mike Douglas syndrome. The eldest child on “My Three Sons” disappeared after five seasons. (I know, five years is longer than one year, but Mike disappeared first.)

Robin

Affirmative Action Syndrome - when the sitcom’s cast is so exaggeratedly diverse it seems like a clear case of pandering to political correctness.

Contrast with…

Monochromatosis - when the sitcom’s cast is so exaggeratedly monochromatic that it becomes laughable.

UGLY HUSBAND, BEAUTIFUL WIFE SYNDROME – Dating back to The Honeymooners*, you have a ugly or fat husband (who’s the star of the show) married to an incredibly beautiful woman (who is second billed). Other examples: According to Jim, King of Queens, Everybody Loves Raymond, etc.

HE’S A COMEDIAN, SO HE GETS A SITCOM – too numerious to mention.

OZZIE NELSON SYNDROME – The characters have a job, but never seem to be at work.

BREAK DANCING? I’M AN EXPERT!- No matter what the plot calls for, one or more of the main characters will be great at it. Fading shows will generally incorporate the latest fad to draw weak minded viewers.

THIS SCHOOL ONLY HAS FIVE CLASSROOMS- No matter how smart, dumb or indifferent the kids are, they are all going to be in all the same classes.

YOU SURE MEET A LOT OF FAMOUS PEOPLE!- Where ordinary people tend to encounter a lot of celebs (for the purpose of having a no-brainer guest star). These celebs will not just sign an autograph. They will come to your home and talk to your kid about the dangers of dirt bikes.

UNIQUE PARENTING SOLUTIONS- There’s a family argument. Do the parents just lay down the law? No. They arrange the living room for a trial with the sweater wearing dad as the baliff.

MUSICAL PRODUCTIONS- Families where the parents are lawyers and doctors and yet still have time to choregraph and rehearse complex musical pantomimes.

Not a fan of The Cosby Show, were you?

Yeah, but I’m pretty sure they explained he got married and moved away. They didn’t just disappear him.

But, back to Sitcom Syndromes

I DIDN’T KNOW THAT ABOUT YOU! An old friend/family member of one of the main characters (who we’ve never seen before) will either come out of the closet or reveal to the character that he/she has a drug or alcohol problem. Over the course of 30 minutes, the main character will (if the friend is gay) come to terms with his friend’s sexuality, or (if the friend is an alcoholic/addict), the character will help his friend go into treatment. That friend will never be seen or heard from again after that episode. This happened a lot on the Golden Girls.

OH, MY PARENTS LOVE YOU If a female character has a mother-in-law, the two of them will hate each other. See Everbody Loves Raymond or That 70’s Show.

I was at the time, but it hasn’t held up very well.

GOOD NEIGHBOR SYNDROME In a nation where people move an average of once every five years, the characters are such close friends that they not only know each others’ deepest, darkest secrets, but they actually leave doors unlocked so their best friend/neighbor can pop in unnanounced at any moment, day or night. Surprisingly, neighbors never seem to pop in while the lead characters are having sex, arguing, running around in a bra and panties looking for something clean to wear or making a dope deal. They do, however, pop in while someone takes a bubble bath.

IS THAT ALL THERE IS? Syndrome: The follow-up to the JUST SHUT UP AND FUCK ALREADY Syndrome, in which when the duo finally go ahead and admit their love/consummate their union/whatever, the show loses all dramatic tension once this plot element is removed, the script writers can’t figure out how to bring it back, and it all goes down the tubes.

Forgot my example. :smack: The classic one here is Moonlighting; after David and Maddie (Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd) finally gave in to their feelings for each other, the show tanked.

Two quick examples
Break dancing?, I’m an Expert! I tend to notice this one the most when the central characters (think Saved By The Bell) suddenly decide to form a band even though they’ve never done anything musical in any other season.

The Sara Winchester Syndrome My favorite example of this. Family Matters, Urkel crashes the car into the Wenslo’s house. If you watch the begining of the show (opening credits) you’ll see that the you have to go up 10 or so steps to get into the house. Urkel must’ve hit the curb going pretty fast to land in the living room.

That 70’s Show did this with Donna’s sister. In the first season, she had a 14-year-old sister she had to watch while her parents were out of town, then, poof, she was gone. No mention of whether she got sent to reform school, got hit by a bus, nothing.

My favorite sitcom/drama cliche is the Instant Addiction: a character takes a single pill/drink/etc and plunges instantly into the throes of addiction, which will be resolved in at very most in one more episode and will thereafter never be mentioned again. My favorite example is Donna on 90210, who went from taking a pill from a friend to ease an injury to raiding a doctor’s office cabinet in about 15 minutes.

Good spot. Saved By the Bell was the exact show I was thinking of when I typed that.