Name and Exemplify Sitcom Syndromes

Perhaps that could be expanded to Lovable Moron/Idiot Syndrome where not once do we get one character saying, “God damn I hate that fucker.” For some reason these idiot manchildren live in a world where everyone smiles with bemused exasperation at these fools.

Gilligan, of course, could be considered as part of the Why hasn’t this guy been chopped up and used for chum, yet? syndrome.

It’s always, ‘But he’s so sweeeeeet’. ‘He has a good heart’.

-Joe

Uh … that kind of monkeying about with history was part of the premise of Black Adder, wasn’t it?

Alex and Mallory Keaton of Family Ties also went to Who Knew? colleges.

Also, Rageaholic George Costanza.

Okay, I know that Patrick Stewart did a little back-up singing on Brent Spiner’s Old Yellow Eyes is Back, but when did he do a production number on the show? When did Spiner, for that matter?

Seriously, I have no memory of them doing this.

Unless you’re counting when Picard sang Frere Jacques (sp?) to get those kids to shut up…and I wouldn’t, but then I thought the whole Linda Lavin syndrome required full show-stopping (or show-killing) moments.

(I remember when Joel Grey was on Alice, but I wish I didn’t)

**Funky Flashback Syndrome **
Causes characters, when thinking about their pasts, to imagine themselves in the faddiest fashions of the era they are flashing back to, instead of the normal clothes that most people wore. Leisure suits, huge afros, Miami Vice-wear, leg warmers, rainbow suspenders. Never just jeans and a T-shirt.

It may be a false memory. I DO remember them singing in the movies.

That scene in part 9 where Picard is chasing Data in the shuttlecrafts…

This is actually a sub-catagory of the DON’T ASK ME TO EXPLAIN HOW THE ECONOMY WORKS SYNDROME–Minimal wage workers all have extensive wardropes and rarely even wear the same thing twice, all drive flashy cars, all eat out at fancy restaurants, bars, and <coffee shops, all take expensive trips, etc. without any money problems.

Actually, that’s not entirely inaccurate. Mayberry was based on Andy Griffith’s hometown of Mr. Airy, NC, and it was mostly white. In fact, if you look at the census, you’ll see that African Americans only make up less than 5% of the population of Surry County, where Mt. Airy is located. Pretty much all of western North Carolina is and always has been largely white, in fact. Since the western part of the state is the Appalachian Mountains and their foothills, largescale plantation agriculture was never able to develop there (cotton needing flat, damp soil), so there was never a lot of slavery in the area. Surry County was, however, a slave transshipment point, where slavetraders would buy slaves from Virginia and sell them south to the cotton belt. But you never had a large resident slave population in the area.

He’s addicted to rageahol?

WKRP was a good example of that. They occasionally featured other staff members, such as Bucky Dornster, but this was rarely done.

The Even More Beautiful Sibling Start with a character who’s beautiful, funny and smart, than add a sibling or co-worker who completely outshines her (it’s almost always a her) in one of those categories, so you end up with crippling shyness and insecurity.

Jan Brady, Bailey Quarters, Mary Ann, Rhoda Morganstern (first two years only), Mallory Keaton.

LOOK - WE’RE FILMED ON LOCATION! TV shows that pretend to be set in a well-known city by showing stock footage of those landmarks, when all other scenes are clearly not filmed there. Ex: Charmed. Look - it’s the Golden Gate Bridge! ::cut to six lane boulevard with center parkway covered in palm trees and blue street signs with white lettering::

Corollary

I SHALL PROVE THAT WE’RE ON LOCATION! Shows set in a specific city that never film on location, except for one or two episodes in which the characters stroll past every well-known landmark possible. Ex: Frasier - episodes featuring the monorail, Space Needle, Pike Street fish market, etc.

A corollary of The Very Special Episode is the Best Friend Who Never Existed Before. In which a character suddenly has a bosom buddy who has never before been seen or mentioned on the show and never will again. The classic example of this is the Family Ties ep when Alex must come to grips with the death of a close, lifelong friend who materialized from nowhere just for that episode. You also see lesser examples of this if a kid has to get molested or pregnant (which, of course, can never happen to a regular). The pregnant friend who never existed before can be seen in eps of Family Ties and Different Strokes. The classic friend who is created just to get molested is “Dudley,” who was famously molested on Different strokes.

Are you sure you watched Taxi? Angela (Alex’s date) was incredibly unpleasant when he met her in person (very defensive, and suggested that she would put people off with her personality before they could reject her over her weight) and Alex was conflicted about not having a good time with her after getting along so well over the phone. And she came back in a later episode, which revolved partly around her having lost a lot of weight (the actress had too, of course).

I don’t get this ones examples:
Jan Brady: conceded, this plotline was a major part of the silly show
Bailey was a minor charactor, her role grew. (I liked her better anyway)
Mary Ann: in surveys I’ve seen everyone liked her better and slightly more guys thought she looked better, so is this valid? Poor Ginger, she was suppose to be the beautiful one and got beat out by a supporting character, (Reference to Original Theme Song)
Rhoda was only a supporting character to the Title character, so why the big deal?
Mallory was drop dead beatiful and never shy. Maybe a little insecure compared to Alex intectually.

The NOW-I-GOT-RELIGION-I’M-A-JERK SYNDROME–A major character will get religion and sometimes join a cult, then become a major pain in the ass until the others rescue them. The incident and religion are never mentioned again.

Never seen this one, which show(s)?

Where’s the Baby?- a character with a baby or small children still can take off and go on a spur of the moment trip with it taken for granted that babycare isn’t an issue. (While it’s appeared on some sit-coms [Frasier, Family Ties] this one is pandemic on Soap Operas.)

Time Its Changes Bring a character is going to be meeting an old friend or enemy from High School/College and in the 20 years that have passed said character has put on weight. S/he must diet to get back to his/her old look before meeting the friend who, as fate would have it, is even fatter! (Family Matters and others, but never better done than on Absolutely Fabulous, when instead of the other character being fat it turns out that She’s blind).

I know this happened on Roseanne (with the son) and Facts of Life (Jo decided to become a nun and became judgmental [special guest star: Eve Plumb as Blair’s half-sister, a nun]).

The syndrome is valid but two of the examples are not. The operator turned up on a later episode, having lost weight, and Alex decided he wanted to date her now that she wasn’t fat anymore (she refused). And Mason (Charlene’s fat date) didn’t appear on the show again but he was mentioned again. He moved to Japan (a nation which served as something of a repository for off-screen DW characters, as Julia and Suzanne’s mother lived there and when Suzanne was written out it was to move to Japan to be with Mother).

Two subsets of this syndrome are the Special Hot Date Syndrome, in which a central character is roped into a blind date with someone formerly ugly who has grown up and become gorgeous, and the rarer Special Ugly Date Syndrome, in which a central character eagerly agrees to date a hottie who has become “ugly” either by gaining weight, donning glasses, or in the case of Bosom Buddies, gone 80s TV-verion of punk.