name [for florist business]

hi just asking if anyone has any ideas for my flower business, am wanting something gothic, i was thinking something like pyschic flowers, or pyschic blooms, any ideas please x

Les Fleurs du Mal would be an obvious choice.

Dark Side of the Bloom.

Sixth Scents.

Transcendental Vegetation

Post number three for the win!

The Wilted Rose.

Sherwood Florist

(actual name of a store near where I used to live)

Come to the darkside, we have flowers.
(Could be shortened to Darkside Flowers)

That might work for something gothic, but it doesn’t (IMHO) work for a floral store where you still need to give the impression that everything is fresh. I’d imagine walking in and finding dried flowers, gothic candles, things with spikes on them etc. But probably not fresh cut flowers.

We deal with a food service company called Midwest Perishables. Again, IMHO, all that says is “Everything we sell goes bad”. Never liked the name.

Game of Thorns

Ewige Blumenkraft

Robert Plant

Algernon’s Flowers

Tarot Roots

Bloomsday

Stonehedge

Eternal Arrangements

Wicca Basket

Ulabloom

Gothic Flowers

Midnight Garden

Bouquet of Barbed Wire

Flower Powers

or

Enchanted Petals

I like that! I endorse this suggestion.

Can I endorse all of Johnny L.A.'s suggestions?

Little Shop of Horrors

Bloomin’ Marvelous

“by any other name”

The Black Dahlia

Business is Blooming!

Okay, that isn’t very gothic. How about Fleur Noir?

OK - that shit made me actually laugh out loud!
I can’t remember the last time that happened on The Dope.