Well, I normally go for people names for cats, but I think in this case (to go by your description of the kitty’s juicy meatiness), how about Porkchop?
Name him Kittie. Damn, that’s kinda girly…How about Puff? Damn it, that’s girly too. Sorry, my inner-pink-kitten-loving child is taking over (I was just reading the inner child thread)
What about Brian? It’s my favorite guys name and the best person I’ve ever met is named Brian!
~Kittie
From a minor hit by an obscure 70’s group called Fanny: Butter Boy.
Pooja… or Tokiwoki. 
My favorite cat name, bestowed on a friend’s pet, was Speedy Tomato.
Of course, my toaster is named Pop-Up Willie, so I’m not your most coherent source.
Or Meow Tse Tung …
I like Furbal or Klaus…
How 'bout Hack or Hurl? If you don’t like those, then there’s always Nip, Ramses, Static Cling, Hercules, or Hepl (obscure Jetsons reference).
Uh, Kittie, my name’s Brian and I’m not sure I could handle knowing that there’s a cat with the same name as me. (There’s a joke in there, but I’m not going to go for it. Just too obvious.)
Burghermeister Meisterburgher
Buddha Cat
Loki
I would’ve named Shan “Loki” but it didn’t fit him.
“bagkitty” is always a good name (leave a paper bag on the floor and watch what happens). Too bad it is a tom, “She Who Must Be Obeyed” always come to minds around cats.
“Pouncer on Dust Bunnies”
“Lint Magnet”
“Contrary”
the ever popular “Furball”
Ultimately, it doesn’t matter what you name him, they usually don’t respond to much other than “Psss, Psss, Psss”
kittys… gotta love em, or they regurgitate on your pillow
Professor Fuzznuts.
[sub]Dammit, I’ve been suggesting “Professor Fuzznuts” in EVERY Name my new pet thread since I signed up on the dope. SOMEONE, SOMEDAY will make me happy and use it.[/sub]
Ha!! A dream come true! Excellent name. Please give your little Velcro a loving neck-fur-pet from me. And watch the psychopathic claws.
Thanks, tavalla!
Because you’d feel like such a…
Naw, I can’t say it.
Furful
Black and white, eh? How about:
Oreo.
Or (cats’n) Jammer?
Me again!
Here’s todays list:
Tucker
Dallas
Sir Osh-Kosh (“Oshy”)
Digory
Hubert
Pudda ← Good for a fat cat
Wendal
MC Scat Cat
Reginald
Tom
Wrigglesworth (“Riggles”)
Terry
Tybalt. He’s the prince of cats, says Shakespeare. In fact when I get a cat, that’s what I’m going to name it. Probably even if it’s a girl cat. Shoot, she won’t know the difference. They don’t usually come when you call them anyway.
Besides, I have have to carry on my family’s great alliteration-naming-tradition. My mother is one of five siblings. All of them, along with their parents, have “J” names. I’m one of three, and we all have “Al” names. Then among pets we have the Julie, Jessie and Jareth Dynasty and the Pirate and Patches Dynasty.
Therefore: Toby and Tybalt. How cute is that?
Oh goodie! A meaningful thread I can bend my vast intellect to
How about ‘Cat’? Or, just to confuse people when you’re calling him in for food, ‘Dog’.
PT[sub]Memo to self: Left foot, left shoe[/sub]