Name my cat

I just inherited a male cat. Uh, no. Kitten. It’s definitly too young to be called a cat. It is trained to use the box, thankfully, because I hate poop. Really really hate poop.

He’s fat. Okay, not really fat but nice and round for a kitten.

He is black and white, but mostly black.

Other than that I haven’t had a chance to really bond with him yet so if he has a personality or not I cannot tell. The reason I mention that is because I have always named my dogs this way, i.e. Quidnunc, Heyday, & Loafer.

I have never owned a cat before but my landlord does not allow dogs, blah blah blah…so a friends cat had kittens and voila. I am now a cat owner. But I want a cool name for my cat because this is my first one. No, I want a super-cool turbo charged kick ass kind of name (that can be said with small children and women present). But I hate whatever names I think of, they just sound so lame.

So now I come to you, TM’s, all suggestions will be noted and brought to the attention of the Naming Committee (S.O) whereupon a new name will be chosen.

So, I say, open the floodgates and lets begin the Hunt-for-the-Perfect-Cat-Name®.
I beseech you all, who wants to go first?

I present you: BhoddisatvaCat[sup]TM[/sup]!

Bowling Ball.

MoonCat :smiley:

3: Opal

Eric

(hey, moderators, you can lock this thread down now, 'cause it’s done!) :smiley:

SpazCat :smiley:

Or you could do what I alway do: say all the names you can think of to your cat and see which one he likes (i.e., looks up at you when you say it).

</hijack>Hey mom, lookit me! Ahm usin’ smilies!</hijack>

We now return to our scheduled program.

Well there’s a couple I can think of…

Oberon and call him Obi if you like.
Ahnold
Turbo Kitty
Hairball
Fishbreath
Tuna Monster
Scooby Snack

[sub]PSA, please have a vet neuter him. We don’t need more kitties to name[/sub]

I’ve always wanted name a cat “Velcro”. It seems so appropriate for a kitten, because they tend to stick to everything with thier little claws.

I almost talked Mrs. Squeegee into using that name for our current cat, but the cat is a mottled black & white like a cow, so she became “Elsie” (as in the milk-carton cow).

mr. bond. i’ve always wanted to have a male cat and name him mr. bond, so that every day when i left the house, i’d have an excuse to say “good-bye…mr. bond!” unfortunately, my kitties are all female, and hubby wouldn’t let me name the dog mr. bond.

i also strongly believe that animals who have a title in their names are happier. i have a friend who has a cat named mrs. jones. so, consider names like sir edmund hilary, mr rogers, aga kahn.

also, names that are descriptive are great, but you must always use the full name. so if you name your kitty ethelred the rotund, you must always call him ethelred the rotund, never eth, or ethel.

Zeus
Gonzo
Gargamel
Dion
Claude
Ivan
Tigger
Joey Joe Joe Jr Shabbadoo
Yorik
Neil
Duncan
Hamish
Tubba Tub
Lionel

Please remember to tell us what you call him!! No matter where you get the name from!!!

Great names so far!
Keep them coming :slight_smile:

Promise! Of course the Naming Committee (S.O.) has final say and naming rights so it is up to her, and she is as indecisive as I am so this may take some time…

Chairman Miaow :wink:

Ummm… Let me see…

I second Gargamel

I also always wanted to name a cat Aslan, but no one will let me. You could name him Rufus or Caesar. I like the name Lincoln, but I am not sure if this would fit your cat.

Does whoever comes up with the best name get a prize? :wink:

Other than living vicariously through the live(s) of my feline friend, knowing that your namesake could forever be heard echoing in the hallways of the House of the BuddaDog®…uh…what was the question?

squeegee, may I introduce you to my own furry, fishbreathed, four-legged, thousand-clawed bundle of psychopathy…The Amazing Velcro Cat, or Velcro for short. No joke, that’s his name, and for exactly the reason you described :smiley:

I have always wanted to name a pet WYSIWYG (what you see is what you get and pronounced wiz-e-wig). You can call him wiz or wizzer for short.

I don’t know why, but I just love the idea of your taking your cat into the vet and filling out the usual information form with that name:
“OK, Mr. Geek, and what seems to be the problem with little Whysee…Wheezy… Um, how do you pronounce that?”

Dude, because I’ve always wanted to name a pet Dude.

Duuude, its time to eat.