Okay, Americorps provides uniforms and equipment for its members, including a spiffy pair of work gloves. My teammates have named theirs (our resident SCA freak calls hers “work gauntlets”) but I’m suffering from a lack of imagination.
SDMB, your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to come up with clever, silly, or wildly inappropriate names for my work gloves that I can write on them. You’ve never failed me before, make me proud!