So I need a name for my stupid soccer team. I’m thinking something in the vein of “weapons of mass destruction” or “The Lone Rangers” but neither of these quite do it for me. How about some suggestions for some clever and/or stupid names? Another runner-up was “Thundercleats” just so you get the drift a little more. (Brax’s neighbor is Thundercleese, i think) Thanks!!
Two suggestions:
‘‘The Peanut Butter Wolfs’’
or
‘‘The Rouge Boners’’
The Irritated Wombats
Daniel’s Stupid Soccer Team
The Dirty Beasts
The Chewey Monkeys
Here’s what you do:
You call your team “KICKS.” This is, of course, a lame name, but you have the uniforms printed up in such a way that the lettering is a direct rip-off of the logo from the band KISS. Then your team comes out onto the field wearing make-up, spandex, and platform cleats.
Or, how about “Look, Ma, no hands!”?
Or, how about “Football, Schmootball! We call it soccer here!”
Sadly, those last two suggestions are a bit too long to fit on a uniform front, and aren’t very conducive to your fans’ chanting your name.
Arsenal
The Flatfoots
All of the rest are semi-crude uses of the word “Ball”.
This is especially appropriate if you are located in a town called “Boring, Boring”.
The Nads, of course.
That way, everyone can cheer “Go Nads! Go Nads!”
How about “The Worm Burners”? It sounds vaguely obscene and I saw it on some soccer-slang website. Or “The Dribbling Idiots?”
You can’t pluralise the Lone Ranger, dammit, or he isn’t lone anymore…