Carpet Layers
The Other Team (“Oh, you play softball? Who do you play for?”, “The Other Team”)
No men on base
Cow Durham
Bang the Mound Slowly
That aint Shoeless Joe in MY cornfield.
The Home Team? (OK, that’s kind of horrible.)
The Dutchboys? (Or Dutchgirls, if you want to match reality a little better than the source material.)
Walks on Balls
:smack: I didn’t get that one on the first pass. Heh.
That is awesome.
“Dutchboy” in queer jargon is actually the male equivalent of a “fag hag” because it’s the “boy whose always haninging around dykes.” My sister got my a dutchboy t-shirt for Pride when my mom and I were taking part with PFLAG. ETA: It probably woulnd’t work so well for the dykes themselves, but perfect for the waterboys (if they had any).
Walks on Balls is neat…
I wonder if there is anything that could be made out of “balk”?
Cut Off Men
A League of Their Own
Up the Middle
The Comebackers
Uncle Charlies Angels
Split Finger Fastballs
The Circle Change
Straight Cheese
Trimmed Infield
Wonderboys
The Swipe Tags
The Hook Slides
The Slap Tags
Spiked!
Gamers
Dig it out
Dirt Dogs
The Rundowns
6-4-trois
The Montreal Expositions
Montreal Sexpos
Fouled Off
Hitter’s Count
No balls, Three strikes (I would replace strikes with the appropriate slang).
The Hot Corners
The Turkey Base-ters
Cunning Bunts?
This is the best.
Grand Canyons
Chicks with Sticks
Third Base on the First Date
Blue Ballers
Swinger Sisters
Axe Strike
You said smut was ok!
Front of T-shirt:
According to Queen Victoria …
Back of T-shirt:
… we don’t exist!
(Lesbianism was never made illegal in Britain because when Queen Victoria was shown the proposed legislation she refused to sign it, as she wouldn’t believe that lesbians existed: “Women do not do such things.”
It’s probably a myth, but who cares?!)
You could make the same joke about Mahmound Ahmadinejad and Iran, but it would be unreadably long.
“No Artificial Turf!”
In the same spirit …
Bunt Catters
My favourite.
The 69ers.
Can they add, “sponsered by U-Haul” to whatever name they choose? That would be awesome.