Name my sister's (lesbian) baseball team - smut allowed!

Can anyone think of a good way to incorporate “dugout” or “bullpen”?

Big Swingin’ Chicks With Dicks

We Do Dug-Outs

Choke Up (N/A)

The Base Splitters

Nine Lesbians On A Softball Team

Slide 'Em Right Here, Baby

The best I could offer is The Dykeouts (also works as a play on Strikeouts) or Bulldykepen. You could make up something about “I’d like to see her dugout!/bullpen!” but it’s iffy.

Sappho on Base

Team Motto: No, you can’t join in but you can watch us play

The Cunning Linguists

Inspired by the constant wonder/discussion over a certain Doper’s screen name:

The Mangetouts

which incorporates

  1. a pun on “man get out”
  2. the fact that mange tout means “eat all” in French
  3. the possibility of claiming that their name is an innocent tribute to the fact that they like to chow down on peas

From the Doper name:

Freudian Slits.

The In-dugout Girls.

Whatever name they pick, get these guys to sponsor the team!

(No, I’m not making this up. I did not create that website. I drive by one of their other stores every morning…) :smiley:

I would gladly play on several of these proposed teams.

Okay, that one a emailed to her and she said she snorted coffee out her nose a little.

Mounds [No Nuts!]

The Three Finger Browns

The Say it Ain’t So’s

The Lob’s (left on base or Lesbians of Baseball)

The Bob’s (Base on Balls or Battery operated Boyfriend)

The Baltimore Chomps

The Interleague Players

The 'Bos of Summer?

Do they wear spiked shoes? If so:

Dykes on Spikes

Lickety Splits

or Bananaless Splits

sponsored by Strap-On Tools

The Angle Grinders

…and you get the double entendre for power tools, as a bonus!

The Ball Busters (I thought of The Bust Ballers but that might be a little too much)
The Aureoles
SapphoStickAction
The SpitBalls
The Fly Balls

The name of my intermural team is “Pat’s Balls”, after the founder and captain - Pat Ball.

Our post game speech after losing the Ultimate Frisbee final?

“Well, we didn’t win, but Pat’s Balls came, and that’s the important part!”
Not really connected, but I needed to tell the story.

I had no idea there was such a thing as a lesbian baseball team; I guess you learn something every day. They must have fun in the locker room.