The Cheney Girls
Diggin’ Our Dugouts
Soap n Grope
Girls Just Wanna Have Cun(n)
18 Inch Double Headed Jelly Ice-Blues
Two Girls - One Cup
Two Girls - One Bat
Strap On Batters
Lezaisse Faire
Lezaisse Foul
Lezaisse Fowl
Carpet Cleaners
Ground to the Mound
Mound Groomettes
Double End Players
[strikeout]So Long and Thanks for all the Fish[/strikeout]
Cunning Linguists
Motto: “We always eat at the Y.”
Sponsored by Jane’s fine liquors
Too bad it isn’t a basketball team. Their motto: “We can take you to the hole!”
My favorite:
The Carpet Bombers
LPGA*
*Linedrive, Popup and Grounder Association
I like The Swinging Bunts, personally.
Or, like someone mentioned above, The Bullpen.
The Box Turtles
The Box Scorers
Diamond Dykes
The Bush Babes
The Clam Juicers
The Eager Beavers
And the winner is… (damn, they didn’t get to see Yeticus Rex’s contributions.
After much deliberation, a variation of one of the early submissions:
Sticky Bunts!
My sister’s email says this team seems a bit more conservative because they have a lot of league newbies, and the newbies tend to be a little shy at first. they really liked most the Doper suggestions and were really exited about a lot of them, but when it came down to the actual vote, they were too wishy-washy to come to a consensus.
Other teams were voted in as “Master Batters” and “C U Next TuesdayS” and “Slide, Sally, Slide”. There are 12 teams in total (I think), no idea what the ohter team names are.
Thanks, though Dopers, it was a hoot, and my sister said she’s going to print the thread for next year!
Well, at least my suggestion (The In-dugout Girls) made coffee come out of your sister’s nose. So that’s some consolation, anyway.
Maybe I’ll go find another lesbian league somewhere and shop my name around.
Comfortable Cleats
Sausage Dodgers
or
Todger Dodgers
HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
The Split Clitters.
That might be a little much.
Both on and off the field, so to speak?
[John Hagee] The Immoral Trollops Who Won’t Be Laughing Later Come The Judgement [/John Hagee]