Our church has had great successwith a ministry in which we take in kids for the evening and entertain them so the parents can go out for the evening.
We did it every Friday night last summer and it was called Friday Night Kids Club.
We did one the week before Christmas and called it Drop 'n Shop.
We are having one in March, but we can’t come up with a good name. Any ideas?
" Drop the leprechaun’s off so mom and dad can get plowed?"
A bit wordy.
March Madness!
In like a Lion. Out Like a Lamb. 
Mental Holiday
Some Enchanted Evening.
Free Daycare!
10 Things Your Parents Will Never Tell You!
I think this is meant for IMHO. I’ll shoot 'er over there for you.
Rug Rats R Us.
Lent begins in March.
How about, “Lent them and leave them.”
Nice! 
Give The Kids Up for Lent Night
I second this!
“They’re after me Lucky Charms!”
Very, very Family Guy, Shirley.
I like it! 
Depends on the age of the kids. My child went to some youth groupy thingy at the local baptist church, the kids were 11-13, they called themselves “Proteen” and had hamburger as their symbol.
Yes it was stupid but also kinda catchy.
Personaly I called “YAYYYYYYYYY friday night!”
Irony is, I’ve never even watched Family Guy.
But, due to this place and a few others, I know that the safety word is Banana.