Name That Tune v. 23 issue 478

My brain is repeating a bit of a song over and over again, but Google is not helping me find it. I remember some lyrics:

“I was drinking Whiskey Sidecars
When a young man asked my name
He shook my hand and he slapped my back
And he said I looked the same.
You know, I didn’t get the message
Til he walked out the door
He got my watch and my wallet
That I’ll never see no more”.

Enlighten me, please.