Name the 16 spy agencies!

Did you know the US has 16 spy agencies? I certainly didn’t until this morning.

So here’s the question of the hour: how many can you name? I guessed about half of them correctly. Some, it turns out, I had never even heard of.

So, ready, set, play! Top prize is a field assignment in Peshawar, and the undying thanks of a grateful nation!

FBI
CIA
National Security Agency
Section 31
Obsidian Order

NRO
Do the individual military intelligence organisations count?

NSA to add to the others.

Is NDIC on the list?

Illuminati
Masons
NRA

That’s for me to know and you to find out. Or in other words, “yes.”

FBI
CIA
NSA
DIA
NIS
NRO
That’s all I can think of

Add NGA.

Spies-R-Us
I can’t Believe it’s Intelligence
Starbucks

I’m sorry citizen. That information is not available at your security clearance. Why are you asking about restricted information? Are you sure this isn’t part of a Commie Mutant Traitor plot?

Office of Naval Intelligence

Upon further review, it appears that Wikipedia lists all 16 here:

The PTA
WCTU
Homeland Security

Oh, boy. Hmmm…
DNI
CIA
DIA
NSA
NGA
FBI
Army
Navy
Air Force
Marines
Treasury
State
Energy
NRO
DEA?
Coast Guard

That’s my stab.

Disney
Starbucks
Walmart
NASCAR
Girl Scouts

Haliburton
Springshield
Microsoft

Psi Corps. They’re everywhere. For your convenience.

You’re forgetting CTU.

Pfft. Look at the history for that article – it was clearly started by some moron.

I’ve always said, “If it’s on the internet, it must be true”. Now I can say, “If it’s on the internet it must be true, and if it was written by freido, even better”

Office of making up Shit to start Pointless wars (OSP)