Name the action movie based on the AWESOME one liner.

"Oswald was a fag. "

Usual Suspects

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning!”

please…Apocylypse Now
“I don’t need to escape from reality; I am reality!”

Platoon

There’s actually a line a like better:
Bad guy: This is a GUN lady!!!
Samuel L (from behind) : THIS ain’t no ham on rye…sorry…I would have been here sooner but I was thinking up the “ham on rye” line.

Guess these:

“I sure hope that’s not a hostage…”
“The reason you didn’t see that sign because it AINT FUCKING THERE BECAUSE STORING DEAD N- AINT NONE OF MY FUCKING BUSINESS!!!”
“Hell I LIKE YOU!! You can come over and fuck my sister!!”
“The object will reach Earth in an hour and 58 minutes.”
“I’ll call you in two hours”

I’m guessing Big Trouble in Little China, except I think the quote there is “I never drive faster than I can see”

Practically every line in that script qualifies.

“We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn’t we, Wang?”
“No horseshit, Jack.”

Pfff… Pulp Fiction

Pfff again. Armageddon.

Actually, the “Yippie Ky-yay mother fucker” line was from Die Hard 2.

How about: “Do you want the LD, or do you just want to be held?”

The Big Hit

I admit I used imdb for the title, but only because I couldn’t remember more than "that movie with Marky Mark, Lou Diamond Philips, the kidnapped schoolgirl, and a video release of “Golden Showers”’. A very fun movie, though.


My submissions:

“Dead or alive, you’re coming with me.”

“AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf***er in the room.”

“I’m gonna get medieval on your ass.”

Actually I’m pretty sure that was from Die Hard 1.

Hey…snicker…guess this one…snicker

“GOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAAAAM!!”

snicker

There’s always some mothaf*cka tryin’ to ice skate uphill.

shudder

The “call you in two hours” line was not from Armageddon, it was from The Fifth Element.

Robocop

Pulp Fiction

I remember it from the part at the end when he is laying in the snow and the plane is taking off and he flips open the zippo to ignite the fuel and blow up the plane. It may have been in the first one too though. I haven’t seen that one in a while.

Good call on the 5th element.

How about:

“For 500 bucks I’ll kill whoever you want. But keep this in mind: I’d happily kill you for free.”

Meatros is right. That line is from Die Hard (it may have also been used in Die Hard 2 but it was used in the first one when McLaine is talking to Hans on the walkie-talkie for the first time).

Is also from Die hard.

After re-viewing the movie today:

“You’re fired.” Smirk

That wouldn’t be True Lies would it?

A few more.

“Can we try with real bullets now?”

"Smile, and say “Flight from prosecution.”

“I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.”

Sam L had another good line in The Long Kiss Goodnight:
“When you make assumptions you make an ass outta you and umption.”

Fight Club

“It’s not fair!”
“You keep saying that. I wonder what your basis for comparison is.”

*Can we try with real bullets now? * That’s Leon too, right?

This one still has me in stitches. “Do I look Puerto Rican to you?”

Yep. Though I find it slightly disappointing that you could release the movie without changing a single line of dialog. Islamic terrorists have definitely been overdone…

Die Hard 3…“Why do you keep calling me Jesus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?”

I love that scene. :slight_smile: