My nephew is in the Peace Corps in South America, and is going to buy a goat for milk, and an eventual banquet. (I doubt he’ll have the heart for the banquet). What would be a good name for said goat?
Truly Scrumptious?
(I like goat–milk and meat!)
I had two goats when I was a kid, and I named the boy Billy and the girl Nanny.
Roger (Federer) or Ayrton (Senna)
They are two G.O.A.T.s aren’t they?
Donkey Goaty.
Goaty Goaterstein.
Goatmeal.
Butt-head.
Cecil Adams
William G. Gruff
TripTrap 
He could get 3 goats: Goat A, Goat B and Goat C
Fridge Magnet (from that other thread about the dam goats)
Pan
(You know - the goatish Greek God)
Feta Morgana
Goat C
Rope. Assuming said nephew has never milked one before it could be an interesting and confusing endeavor.
But that’s the best part!
I have some coworkers that raise goats for milk/meat/sales. They were looking for a new name for a baby goat–I campaigned hard for my real first name ‘Kristin’. I was told–
"No, we want it to start with an ‘M’ "
Me: “How about M-Kris??!! It can have a cool rap career!”
I vote for M-Kris! (though, I doubt it will have a great rap career)
Post 11. You think like I do. You can’t stand it.
Stu
(Goat meat can be awfully tough unless it’s simmered in liquid for quite a while.)