**Whorient Express **
HAH! I pick this one.
An old co-worker of mine used to work at the GM plant in Fremont, California back in the 70’s. Among the many hijinks that happened there, on paydays, an RV would show up just outside the back lot to deal in the same line of business.
*Fast Tarts
Tarts R Us
Whore We Go Again
Big Bang Wagon
Minute Man Wagon *
Squeals On Wheels.
Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang.
Yes, screech-owl, I too thought it would be about Mobile, Alabama. However, in the spirit of getting with this discussion…
Hauling Ass.
Whichever of their vehicles is used for the “special” services should be called
Thai Me Up
otherwise the company could use
Need Sex? Siam Available
Aaaah… Narrad beat me to it. If I might offer a small alteration…
Chitty Chitty Bangcock?
Bangkok, Cock Bang, Sock Her Moms Inc.
I wonder about validity of the story though. Prostitution is quite accepted in Bangkok and the police usually make no attempt to shut it down. I mean if the driver were taking part, I could see it (the Bangkok traffic is horrific - I suppose if this story is true it is also whorific), other than that I can’t imagine them getting overly upset.
TV
Not an original but appropriate:
Paradise By The Dashboard Light
This also reminds me of one of my favorite George Carlin lines:
“You drive like old people fuck: Slow and Sloppy.”
Definitely Rockin Vans. With the advertising slogan, “If the van’s a Rockin, do come a’knockin’!”
Why not “Greased Lightning”? After all, it WAS “a real p*ssy wagon.”
Hey, we just bought a minivan. Goddamn, that’s brilliant!
“Nancy . . .”
:: Runs to get wife ::
Not exactly right, but:
Tarts in carts
Actually, tarts in cars would be more accurate but carts sounds better.
“Feels on Wheels”?
Sportfuck Utility Vehicles?