I just came across this and thought this must be shared…
All this incredibly inventive business opportunity needs is a name and a slogan…
I saw some excerable movie where there was a prostitute who worked out of a van named Vanessa. Get it? VANessa?
**Rockin’ Vans ** Fck the USA in our Chev-ro-let! **
They should get a fleet of RV’s. Winnebangho anyone?
Sex on Wheels
They won’t even have to look very far for a theme song.
The Truck and F*ck
The Blow and Go
… I’m spent.
Shaggin’ Wagon.
Haulin’ Ass
Heels on Wheels
Rollin’ in the Hay
Rock 'n Roll
Van of Iniquity?
The Whore-Mobile.
The Whore-Mobile.
Riding around in the Whore-Mobile.
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If it was a better movie I might have gotten further. Oh well.
If this van’s a-rockin’ don’t bother knockin’!
::d&r::
*The Pick-up Fuck
Fuckee Truckee
Road Whore*
Comin’ and going.
Traveling Tricks.
Feels on Wheels.
The Hook-Mobile.
The Whorient Express
I have a friend who lives in Florida an hour or so outside of Orlando. Near his work and the local retirement community, a mobile whorehouse sets up to service the retirees.
The security guard for his work (where they sometimes set up on the outskirts of their parking lot) has gone to them to ask them to move along or quit being so obvious said that they all had very strong English accents. That struck me as odd for some reason.
Winnebangho and Feels on Wheels are the best in my opinion. I think I will tell him about it next time I talk to him.
Good one lieu.
*Vangina
The Motor Mouth
The Wannabango
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Am I the only one who thought this was about a whorehouse in Mobile, Alabama?
Bwhaaa! I hadn’t caught that.
The Mobile Crotchpeel