I can’t help but hear Dr. Klahn from The Kentucky Fried Movie for this one, although I bet you had something else in mind.
Both right.
No, you nailed it- that’s EXACTLY the movie I was thinking of!
m1. This river only runs one way captain - haven’t you heard?
m2. A man’s got to know his limitations.
m3. We can do that. We don’t even have to have a reason.
m4. Industrible my ass.
m5. For strangers, miracles. (extended version only)
Apocalypse Now?
T21
Demolition Man
This is a Dirty Harry movie, but I’m not sure which one. Magnum Force?
Yep, Magnum Force.
Nope, but you’re on the right track.
t4 = Halloween. Jamie Lee Curtis
t9 is “Broadway Danny Rose”???
Correct- that’s Denis Leary as Edgar Friendly
Yes, although it wasn’t JLC who said the line.
Nope. Wrong street in Manhattan, and wrong star. But I think that the movie was based on a broadway play, so 1/4 point for that.
Another quote: I’ve been here for three hours Harry… so far I got poison ivy, got chewed up by gnats, laid down in manure, and your dog piddled all over my car… so I haven’t really had a lot of time for rural ecstasy.
AST1- “No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again.”
AST2- "A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, ‘I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.’ "
AST3- “In every class, there’s always one joker who thinks he’s smarter than me.”
AST4- "What I choose to do with my schlong is my business. "
AST5- "Lawyers are like nuclear warheads. They have theirs, so I have mine. But if you use them, they fuck up everything. "
Pig1- Fuck you, Mr. Bitey!
Pig2- I… shoot people for money
Pig3- Well he’s holding onto his shit like it was money.
ATG1: “You smell like peanuts. I love peanuts!”
ATG2: “Move, sloth!”
ATG3: “Tell me if you’ve been a nosy parker.”
ATG4: “One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth, if you don’t keep it down!”
t7: Give me your wallet. Okay, haole, what do you think? You can come to this island, eat our pineapple.
Rob Schnieder’s line during the fake mugging in 50 First Dates
ATG1: “You smell like peanuts. I love peanuts!”
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Grandma Georgina, I think
AST1- “No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again.”
The Incredibles
AST2- "A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, ‘I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.’ "
UP
Yes.