Name the show. No cheating and looking things up like a sneaky cheater!

That was quick…

how about Betty Jo, Bobbie Jo, and Billie Jo

Petticoat Junction

:smiley:

How about Barnabus Collins?

Success!

It’s the first line of the closing theme of Rocket Robin Hood

I can’t answer this because the show was way too scary according to my mom… but I may have sneaked over to the neighbors from time to time to watch

Dark Shadows

Dark Shadows

How about Hank Kimball?

Green Acres.

‘I’d like a chance to shoot at a educated man once in my life.’

Sorry, turkey day duties called me away. Yes, you’re right, and it was Arte Johnson as the dirty old man who’d say this - to Ruth Buzzy as Gladys Ormphby, IIRC.

How about:

“It’s possbull, it’s possbull . . .”

Hal, Butch and Prudence.

Nanny And The Professor

Punkin’ Puss & Mushmouse? (I think I asked about that cartoon a couple of years ago, mis-remembering the character as ‘Possum Puss’.)

For the Green Acres answer:
‘I’d like a chance to shoot at a educated man once in my life.’

If I got the ‘It’s possbull’ clue right:
‘Gee, I love that kind of talk.’

“You’re about to go where everybody has gone before.”

posted without reading other replies.

You just named the band members of The Mosquitos, Sherwood Schwartz’s loving homage to The Beatles as depicted on Gilligan’s Island. Second to Gilligan, I was their biggest fan. I think they were much more musically significant than The Redcoats.

Well, Ferd Burfel, you didn’t give us a show to guess, so I’m going to guess where you get your handle.

Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In

Here’s one: “Somethin’ about that boy just ain’t right…”

Ernie Kovacs?

Foghorn Leghorn

Firefly?

edit - [spoiler]
Yeah, I was probably wrong. Knew it was said with a Southern or a “cowboy” accent.

It’s also said by the Engineer in Team Fortress 2 in addition to whatever tv show you’re referring to.[/spoiler]

I knew this one immediately. I’m a Gilligan geek! Even had a beer with Alan Hale Jr. once. What a nice dude.

That was my second favorite line(maybe third) from that show!

It was Susan Ivanova, speaking to Captain Sheridan via a holographic projection, as he put the moves on a female agent. This was to keep her from seeing the image.