If you have ever been around one of these trees, you know exactly what I’m talking about. It’s strong and completely unmistakable. When it blooms in the springtime, it smells almost exactly like human semen fresh from the tap.
I can’t really describe it except to say it is a deciduous tree with small leaves that grows about 15M high, small blossoms, and does not bear fruit. I have only ever seen it as an ornamental. Who would use a cum tree as an ornamental, I care not to speculate.
It is also not a gingko, the female of which species I am given to believe smells like dog vomit.