Buzz Aldrin
Dizzy Gillespie
Bix Beiderbecke
Jelly Roll Morton
… Jazz musicians …
Thelonious Monk
I don’t know about Mojo Nixon.
Moon Unit Zappa.
Hieronymous Bosch. (They’re both weird names that would seem to be weird together. But it fits of course.)
Beeb Birtles
Lash Larue
Whip Wilson (although there’s a Hubley)
Hopalong Cassidy
Marlon Brando
Kiefer Sutherland
Johnny Mack Brown (has to be Johnny Mack)
Slappy White
Levon Helm
Tallulah Bankhead
Zasu Pitts
Angelina Jolie
Regis Philbin
Chevy Chase
Goldie Hawn
Stepin Fetchit
Groucho Marx
Maybelle Carter
Hedy Lamarr (not Hedley, goddammit)